The Thread of Love

[Scde2]

Usually mean well!

Encyclopedia Dramatica.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Fun if you're bored.

Bloody stumps.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I can put a chainsaw there!

Unfunny jokes

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

You're entitled to be condescending to the joker.

Fanfics.

 

[Scde2]

A great outlet for creativity!

Tentacles.

 

[NoOne852]

It gives us this awesome thing!

Spoiler: hang onto your butts

4Chan

 

[sagitel]

gives the octopuses something to use

bad songs

 

[Dr.Susse]

Music be the fruit of life and every good day has an equally bad.

A blocked nose.

 

[Scde2]

It makes you breath through your mouth, just in case you forget how to!

A dusty burnt out light bulb.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

If I'm hungry, I have that as an option!

Empty soda cans

 

[Dr.Susse]

Yes ten cents!

Your parents just found your porn.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

At least they know I'm not gay. And if it's gay porn, well, at least you just came out of the closet.

Your parents just told you you're adopted.

 

[WhyBotherToTry]

Since they've been looking after me for nearly 20 years, they clearly care more about me than my birth parents did.

You just found out the internet went down.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Time to read books and play PS1 games.

Breaking a plate.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

At least it worked as a frisbee for a while!

Stalkers

 

[Scde2]

Hey, at least someone's interested!

Broken vending machines.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

One of these times it will drop double, I just know it will!
Mondaaaaaaaaays

 

[Scde2]

...Is actually my free day!

Already been chewed gum.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

You won't have to fumble with that tricky wrapper! [sub]sounds like something I'd hear in a very crappy commercial..[/sub]
Gum in your hair!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Haircut time!

Bad haircut.