The Translator Game

[NeutralMunchHotel]

Here's a game that I thought may be quite fun, and also quite simple...

All you have to do is take the sentance that the last person's written, translate it in Google Language Tools [http://www.google.co.uk/language_tools?hl=en] to any language, then translate it back, and enjoy the ensuing hilarity! For example

Person A: The pancake dog went ice skating last September.
Person B: *Runs off to type it in and out*
Person A: Sigh...
Person B: Oh! The dog went crepe ince skating last September. (English - French - English)

Ok, that perhaps wasn't the greatest example, but you get the idea. Try to make wacky sentances, they get better results!

So...

Green Tom, the gardener, went skydiving on Tuesday.

 

[Azraellod]

Tom Green, the gardener, was skydiving on Tuesday. (Japanese)
[sup]that seemed to hold up quite well actually[/sup]

Soon, kittens will rule the world with their overpowering cuteness.

 

[Voltaggia]

To rule the world beyond the wit cats immediately. (English - Russian - Japan - English)

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

 

[Sassafrass]

English > Yiddish > English

China bo hir, Aries Kittens real s hand Guida, and Cuteness Overpowering.
[sup]That got mullered...[/sup]

Soon, the cows will rise up and kill the human race.

EDIT: IGNORE THIS. WAS NINJA'D.

 

[Sassafrass]

English > Yiddish > England

How God in one little fight and my Mom Got scared

To infinity and beyond!

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

To infinity and beyond! (English - Latvian - Estonian - German)

It ended up right in German, oddly!

 

[Voltaggia]

Finally, German law, strange! (English - African - Greek - English)

You, my good sir, are unworthy of my time

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

You, sir, does not deserve my time. (English > Finnish > English > Czech > English)

Somebody set us up the bomb!

 

[Sassafrass]

English > Greek > Yiddish > English

You, my dear, is unworthy of my time.

What's up with the trolls?

EDIT: Once again, ninja'd...I should just stop.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

What's happening with the trolls? (English > Hindi > Catalan > English)

The Polito form is dead, insect.

 

[COR 2000]

[English>Spanish>English]

Chick Form is dead, Insect.

I have the power!

 

[Sassafrass]

English > Russian > Welsh > Chinese(Traditional) > English

I have the power!
[sup]Well, that sucked...[/sup]

I like big butts and I cannot lie!

 

[kijo98]

English > Russian > Welsh > Chinese(Traditional) > English > Maltese
I simili bramel kbar u ma nistax jimteddu!


THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

 

[Azraellod]

This is the best day of my life, now I will kill myself. (English, Russian, Catalan, English)
[sup]i may have edited the last part slightly myself, but i am not going to enter something that is most certainly not a word.[/sup]

I will murder all of your friends and family.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

I'll kill all your friends and family. (English > Ukranian > Yiddish > Galician > English)

Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat- which will prevail?

 

[AvsJoe]

Everyone is saying looks good, and she knew he understood, on fire!

English - Maltese - Dutch - Finnish - Welsh - English

Starbeast and the Battle of the Planets

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

Starbeast and the battle of the planets (english dutch english)

I HAVE NO GREETING
(cookies to whoever gets reference)

 

[Ren3004]

I HAVE TO MEET (english-portuguese-english; it's caps lock that screws it up).


The giant monster burned down the pasta factory.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Hypnotoad all the glory! (English-Swahili-English)

Madness? This is sparta!