The Translator Game

[Fraught]

All your base are belong to us

English -> Filipino -> Macedonian -> Chinese (traditional) -> English
[small]Well, that was...lame.[/small]

The well-oiled machine was thinking of destroying humanity, yesterday.

 

[Jedamethis]

English - Bulgarian - English

In a well-oiled machine thinks the destruction of humanity today.

Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground

 

[pope_of_larry]

english - dutch - english

Gamle Godzilla hopper var omkring som en stor legeplads Tokyo City

how would i know if i was god

 

[SteakHeart]

Will I with being how, the new man know?

[English-Korean-English-Spanish-French-English]

It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

 

[lodo_bear]

He is dark. Perhaps it eats Crane.

(English-Chinese-English-Dutch-French-Spanish-English...done with Babelfish [http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_txt], incidentally)

Who the hell do you think I am?

ETA: Since this one got skipped...

Original: Somebody set up us the bomb!

(English-Korean-English)

With Babelfish: Who is the bomb is high side with puts us! where
With Google: Somebody set up us the bomb!

Clearly, Babelfish is the superior producer of Engrish [http://engrishfunny.com/].

 

[lodo_bear]

Airport vehicles in the world that will eat the snake!
(English-Korean-Afrikaans-Welsh-Malay-English)

I sense a disturbance in the Force...

 

[MarkTwain]

I know a mess in the Force...
(English-Filipino-Afrikaans-English)

I love eating orange pasta out of the vending machine.

 

[deathless14]

i love restaurants with pasta machine orange.
(english-ukrainian-portugse-english)

Hamburgers have a funny smell

 

[TheSentinel]

English-French-English

They are lazer Vikin


My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels.

 

[lodo_bear]

Hamburgers have a funny smell (English-Czech-Filipino-Maltese-Thai-Arabic-Japanese-Belarusian-English) Strange smell hamburger.

My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels. (English-Belarusian-Afrikaans-Korean-Hindi-Hebrew-Ukranian-Galician-English) Maybe they are all summer.

I'm making a note here: epic fail.

 

[lodo_bear]

Uh oh...is this thread dead? I shall make an attempt to resurrect it.

I'm making a note here: epic fail.
(English-Estonian-Chinese-Yiddish-Thai-Finnish-German-English)
We make this choice: not an epic.

What's the matter with kids today?

 

[ravensshade]

I'm making a note here: epic fail.
(English-Japanese-English 6 times)
What these kids?

My good sir I'm not being totally random here

 

[lodo_bear]

My good sir I'm not being totally random here
(English-Afrikaans-Filipino-Slovak-Japanese-Irish-Indonesian-English)
I am a good teacher, I was full and not random in here

What is the meaning of this monstrous practical joke?