The TRUE root of all Nationalism/Evil!

[Muspelheim]

Whenever the term "Soccer" is used, an orphan chimneysweep falls down into the roaring fireplace below. Football is what this meaningless rite shall be known as, since they use the bony outgrowth on the end of their legs (their feet) to propel a round, inflatable object (a ball). Whatever ze Amerikaner is doing shall henceforth be named Handolive. For it is propelling a vaguely olive-shaped object with your hands.

As unspeakably evil as it is, football must go by its true name, like any true Demon.

 

[Cyrus Hanley]

Whatever ze Amerikaner is doing shall henceforth be named Handolive. For it is propelling a vaguely olive-shaped object with your hands.

That's... that's brilliant.

Seconded!

 

[SadakoMoose]

Whenever the term "Soccer" is used, an orphan chimneysweep falls down into the roaring fireplace below. Football is what this meaningless rite shall be known as, since they use the bony outgrowth on the end of their legs (their feet) to propel a round, inflatable object (a ball). Whatever ze Amerikaner is doing shall henceforth be named Handolive. For it is propelling a vaguely olive-shaped object with your hands.

As unspeakably evil as it is, football must go by its true name, like any true Demon.

Rugby Football = Rugger
Association Football = Assocer = Soccer...
Yet again, more evidence of the British Agenda to make Americans look like morons WHILE at the same time denying their own history of stupid abbreviated names...
Need I mention the term "Asbo" and your maddening desire for youth conformity?
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/06/the-origin-of-the-word-soccer/
Although, I should probably thank you for the schoolgirls...

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Pffft....Association Football is just the New Pepsi of Evil.


You don't seem to understand. The Welsh do. The Scottish do. The Irish certainly do.

Why do you think all the best Hollywood Villains are English?

We invented it.

 

[Crazy]

Pffft....Association Football is just the New Pepsi of Evil.


You don't seem to understand. The Welsh do. The Scottish do. The Irish certainly do.

Why do you think all the best Hollywood Villains are English?

We invented it.

Now we're talking, all the cool songs are for the villains.

 

[DEAD34345]

Well that was pretty amusing. I'm glad I came to this thread.

[sub]I still have to kill you for saying "Soccer", though.[/sub]

 

[Crazy]

Well that was pretty amusing. I'm glad I came to this thread.

[sub]I still have to kill you for saying "Soccer", though.[/sub]

[sub]What's wrong with soccer?[/sub] And why are we whispering?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Think about it, the game was invented by the ENGLISH (During the reign of the overweight and ineffectual Victoria I)
The ENGLISH! Do I need anymore proof?

You realise that you're pronouncing it wrong?

NGL is the Roman pronounciation of the letter V - they couldn't use it as they already had 5 of them.
For the same reason, SH is their pronounciation of L.

We actually are EVIL.

And why am I admitting this now?

You do realise what year it is? Those damn Mayans can't be trusted to keep their mouths shut...

 

[DEAD34345]

Well that was pretty amusing. I'm glad I came to this thread.

[sub]I still have to kill you for saying "Soccer", though.[/sub]

[sub]What's wrong with soccer?[/sub] And why are we whispering?

How can you even say that!? How do I explain something so basic? Just look at it!

I mean, ugh... "Soccer", well, it's...

Great. Now I have to kill you too.

[sub]Also, there's no reason to be loud when you're making death threats. Makes you seem unreasonable.[/sub]

 

[SadakoMoose]

Well that was pretty amusing. I'm glad I came to this thread.

[sub]I still have to kill you for saying "Soccer", though.[/sub]

[sub]What's wrong with soccer?[/sub] And why are we whispering?

How can you even say that!? How do I explain something so basic? Just look at it!

I mean, ugh... "Soccer", well, it's...

Great. Now I have to kill you too.

[sub]Also, there's no reason to be loud when you're making death threats. Makes you seem unreasonable.[/sub]

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/06/the-origin-of-the-word-soccer/
Ladies, ladies, please...
Let's put the murderous rampage where it belongs...

 

[Nudu]

Don't take this the wrong way, but your writing style kind of reminds me of the time cube guy.

 

[SadakoMoose]

Think about it, the game was invented by the ENGLISH (During the reign of the overweight and ineffectual Victoria I)
The ENGLISH! Do I need anymore proof?

You realise that you're pronouncing it wrong?

NGL is the Roman pronounciation of the letter V - they couldn't use it as they already had 5 of them.
For the same reason, SH is their pronounciation of L.

We actually are EVIL.

And why am I admitting this now?

You do realise what year it is? Those damn Mayans can't be trusted to keep their mouths shut...

Aha! You have arrived!
Oh hey, were you at my "Keeping Englishwomen as Pets" soiree that I threw last year?
or any of my wrestling threads?
I swear we've interacted with each other before...
Anyway:
Oh yea? What's gonna happen? You gonna make the planet enter a Queue or something? Maybe send an army of terrible journalists and travel writers to write lies about foreigners and how "silly" they are? Perhaps you're going to let that papist royal family of yours form "Alba-tron" and politely stomp on the world with it's giant robot feet?
Oh god...
What if you tommies are planning on send Rik Mayall our way again...
Dear lord, that man is a living payload of 10 Mega-Carreys (after Jim Carrey, of course)..
Very well, you may have the tea...
All of it...

 

[Jegsimmons]

wrong in every way, the true root of all evil...is a lack of a sense of humor.
Lewis Black knows it, and i know it. now you know it.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Aha! You have arrived!
Oh hey, were you at my "Keeping Englishwomen as Pets" soiree that I threw last year?
or any of my wrestling threads?

I see all.

I swear we've interacted with each other before...

Almost certainly

Anyway:
Oh yea? What's gonna happen? You gonna make the planet enter a Queue or something? Maybe send an army of terrible journalists and travel writers to write lies about foreigners and how "silly" they are? Perhaps you're going to let that papist royal family of yours form "Alba-tron" and politely stomp on the world with it's giant robot feet?
Oh god...
What if you tommies are planning on send Rik Mayall our way again...
Dear lord, that man is a living payload of 10 Mega-Carreys (after Jim Carrey, of course)..
Very well, you may have the tea...
All of it...

Nothing quite so gauche.

Over the years, we have gathered spice makers from all lands to live here. Spices of all varieties, Moroccan, Indian, Chinese...all the spices that make food tolerable to you.

And now we claim them.

No more hot sauce...No more chillies...No more honey mustard mayonnaise...

You will be forced to live, like we are forced to live, on THE BLANDEST FOOD IMAGINABLE!

No longer will you be able to taste anything...No longer will you have more than 1 flavour of ice-cream...You will have meat and overboiled vegetables and that's IT! Pudding will only consist of Spotted Dick and Custard, while the only drink you will be allowed is Warm Beer!

All Your Spice Are Belong To Us.

Enjoy your Mush, Slaves!

 

[DEAD34345]

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/06/the-origin-of-the-word-soccer/
Ladies, ladies, please...
Let's put the murderous rampage where it belongs...

Please. We English would never be caught dead using the word "Soccer" in anything other than a derivative sense.

Well... maybe those hoity-toity Southerners would, as your article seems to imply, but we don't tolerate the likes o' them or their fancy words!

 

[SadakoMoose]

Aha! You have arrived!
Oh hey, were you at my "Keeping Englishwomen as Pets" soiree that I threw last year?
or any of my wrestling threads?

I see all.

I swear we've interacted with each other before...

Almost certainly

Anyway:
Oh yea? What's gonna happen? You gonna make the planet enter a Queue or something? Maybe send an army of terrible journalists and travel writers to write lies about foreigners and how "silly" they are? Perhaps you're going to let that papist royal family of yours form "Alba-tron" and politely stomp on the world with it's giant robot feet?
Oh god...
What if you tommies are planning on send Rik Mayall our way again...
Dear lord, that man is a living payload of 10 Mega-Carreys (after Jim Carrey, of course)..
Very well, you may have the tea...
All of it...

Nothing quite so gauche.

Over the years, we have gathered spice makers from all lands to live here. Spices of all varieties, Moroccan, Indian, Chinese...all the spices that make food tolerable to you.

And now we claim them.

No more hot sauce...No more chillies...No more honey mustard mayonnaise...

You will be forced to live, like we are forced to live, on THE BLANDEST FOOD IMAGINABLE!

No longer will you be able to taste anything...No longer will you have more than 1 flavour of ice-cream...You will have meat and overboiled vegetables and that's IT! Pudding will only consist of Spotted Dick and Custard, while the only drink you will be allowed is Warm Beer!

All Your Spice Are Belong To Us.

Enjoy your Mush, Slaves!

You forgot just one thing!
My secret weapon!!
Vero Mango!!

A thick layer of spicy chili powder followed by a sweet explosion of real Mango flavor!
Combine the two in your mouth to feel the full flavor of Mexico!
All the spicyness and all the natural untamed sweetness!
Best yet...
They come in packs of 80!
*showers Vero Mango into the face of all evil*

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

You forgot just one thing!
My secret weapon!!
Vero Mango!!

A thick layer of spicy chili powder followed by a sweet explosion of real Mango flavor!
Combine the two in your mouth to feel the full flavor of Mexico!
All the spicyness and all the natural untamed sweetness!
Best yet...
They come in packs of 80!
*showers Vero Mango into the face of all evil*

Dear me, I believe I shall have to take a lie-down. The sheer Colonialism of it!

 

[Hazy992]

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/06/the-origin-of-the-word-soccer/
Ladies, ladies, please...
Let's put the murderous rampage where it belongs...

Please. We English would never be caught dead using the word "Soccer" in anything other than a derivative sense.

Well... maybe those hoity-toity Southerners would, as your article seems to imply, but we don't tolerate the likes o' them or their fancy words!

No, the southerners call it kicky-wicky fun grass time

 

[SadakoMoose]

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/06/the-origin-of-the-word-soccer/
Ladies, ladies, please...
Let's put the murderous rampage where it belongs...

Please. We English would never be caught dead using the word "Soccer" in anything other than a derivative sense.

Well... maybe those hoity-toity Southerners would, as your article seems to imply, but we don't tolerate the likes o' them or their fancy words!

No, the southerners call it kicky-wicky fun grass time

And where I'm from that's what we call 4:20...
You damn hippies...

 

[Hazy992]

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/06/the-origin-of-the-word-soccer/
Ladies, ladies, please...
Let's put the murderous rampage where it belongs...

Please. We English would never be caught dead using the word "Soccer" in anything other than a derivative sense.

Well... maybe those hoity-toity Southerners would, as your article seems to imply, but we don't tolerate the likes o' them or their fancy words!

No, the southerners call it kicky-wicky fun grass time

And where I'm from that's what we call 4:20...
You damn hippies...

Imma dance in the mud 'til my feet fall off!