SadakoMoose said:
Aha! You have arrived!
Oh hey, were you at my "Keeping Englishwomen as Pets" soiree that I threw last year?
or any of my wrestling threads?
I see all.
I swear we've interacted with each other before...
Almost certainly
Anyway:
Oh yea? What's gonna happen? You gonna make the planet enter a Queue or something? Maybe send an army of terrible journalists and travel writers to write lies about foreigners and how "silly" they are? Perhaps you're going to let that papist royal family of yours form "Alba-tron" and politely stomp on the world with it's giant robot feet?
Oh god...
What if you tommies are planning on send Rik Mayall our way again...
Dear lord, that man is a living payload of 10 Mega-Carreys (after Jim Carrey, of course)..
Very well, you may have the tea...
All of it...
Nothing quite so gauche.
Over the years, we have gathered spice makers from all lands to live here. Spices of all varieties, Moroccan, Indian, Chinese...all the spices that make food tolerable to you.
And now we claim them.
No more hot sauce...No more chillies...No more honey mustard mayonnaise...
You will be forced to live, like we are forced to live, on THE BLANDEST FOOD IMAGINABLE!
No longer will you be able to taste anything...No longer will you have more than 1 flavour of ice-cream...You will have meat and overboiled vegetables and that's IT! Pudding will only consist of Spotted Dick and Custard, while the only drink you will be allowed is Warm Beer!
All Your Spice Are Belong To Us.
Enjoy your Mush, Slaves!