The ultimate popular thread name?

[Saskwach]

If you surf a forum long enough you'll find that some topics and thread names just get more hits and more posts than others. So I was wondering; what would be the ultimate hit/post gathering thread name here in the Escapist?
My contribution to this soon-to-be lively discussion: "Yahtzee Confirmed For Brawl. PS: Halo Still Sucks"

Participants of this thread; please keep your ideas within the realm of good taste.
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[Hey Joe]

Boobs are nice

 

[Hoax]

Hoax's thread.

 

[Easykill]

Something that's not the ultimate popular thread name?

 

[Akirasfriend]

The Best Ever Long Super Yahtzee Halo Review For Mega Happy Fun Time Confirmed Sucks Boobs ULTIMATE

 

[Drong]

MGG=Reviews - Zero Punctuation


sorry I'm a bad person and I couldn't resist it.

 

[ChrisP.Lettuce]

I found that putting "...Girlfriend broke up with me..." somewhere in the title works good too. And porn.

 

[John Galt]

Zero Punctuation: MGG=Reviews or "Yahtzee and MGG get into a barfight".

 

[Larenxis]

MGG=REVIEWS: Yahtzee's Sexual Stamina

 

[Easykill]

MGG=REVIEWS: Yahtzee's Sexual Stamina

I don't know if I could make myself NOT click that.

 

[GrowlersAtSea]

Bush Hates Halo, Jack Thompson Approves.

That would catch the best of as many worlds as I can think of.

The mere mention of President Bush tends to attract tons of people, lunatics, zealots and onlookers.

Halo seems to attract equally polarized opinions, with individuals who's sanity seems in serious question.

And finally, Jack Thompson. The gaming community loves to hate him, he loves the attention they give him, and Rockstar probably loves him too for all the free publicity. However much the gaming community should just ignore him and let him fade into obscurity, they just can't. Like a troller or a flamer on an online bulletin board, the worst he acts the more people feel they need to react, he is in turn "fed" and he comes back for more.

 

[PurpleRain]

Jack Thompson annonces his sexuality, he's actually a woman!

Jack changes his name too Jackette!?

Yahtzee sleeps with Jackette.

Yahtzee never calls Jackette back.

 

[Larenxis]

MGG=REVIEWS: Yahtzee's Sexual Stamina

I don't know if I could make myself NOT click that.

Who wouldn't click that? Nobody, that's who.

 

[Knight Templar]

I EAT BABIES

but the name i think is a good one is "Portal Vs the Nazi-man"

 

[Gigantor]

MGG=REVIEWS: Hamlet

 

[Duck Sandwich]

"Zero Punctuation - MGG=Reviews"
"Chuck Norris VS Duke Nukem VS Captain Falcon VS Albert Wesker"
"The cake is a truth!"
"Yahtzee says: Hitler was right"
"Zero Punctuation - Zero Punctuation"
"MGG=Reviews vs Jack Thompson.... vs Marvel vs Capcom"

 

[Saskwach]

Something that's not the ultimate popular thread name?

Yeah it was a bad name but I was tired and my vocabulary failed me that day.

 

[PhoenixFlame]

Any thread based upon the Trinity of Commonly Asked Internet Questions, that being:

-Age ("How Old R U?"
-Sex (yes, both connotations)
-Location ("Where are you from?")

 

[Singing Gremlin]

Best porn ever!!

In quite a moderated site. Intrigued me enough to investigate, at point I learned it was actually a typo for poem. Made me laugh.

 

[JakubK666]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.54003

If I don't get banned then my thread will become most popular within mere days!