I'd hit it with a piece of Christ's original cross.
Other popular thread names are things like "The counting game", "Misquote the guy above you", "What song/book/game/show/animal are you hearing/reading/playing/watching/****ing now". Pointless, stupid threads that exist not for their literary qualities, but in order to make a value increment by one.
Someone should develop a Post++ forum. You go, you hit the Post button and your postcount increments by 1. It doesn't display anything, you can't read it and it serves no other purpose. But to make things interesting, every user has a random integer between 1 and 10,000 generated at signup. If they use the Post++ forum that many times, they get an instant life ban and large men come around to their house and violate them with pork products.
That's what you tell everyone. In actual fact, the integer is really a random number between 1 and 1.
