The ultimate sandwich.

[TaborMallory]

I make a pretty mean Meatball Marinara at Subway.
-Italian herb & cheese bread
-Meatballs and marinara sauce, of course
-Pepperjack cheese
-Jalapeños, banana peppers, and onions
-Lettuce, tomatoes, olives, and pickles

A footlong MM sandwich with these toppings comes out to about 3 or 4 pounds (about 1.5 kilograms)

 

[Jenkins]

The Sandvich.

http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Sandvich

damn you. I was gonna take this.

 

[thiosk]

i prefer a good headcheese sandwich.

Spoiler

 

[a stranger]

Odd thread? Maybe.

Ever since the creation of bread man has driven himself to create the ultimate sandwich. People have made different kinds of bread in order to liven their sandwich experience. People have created new forms of food to be put on their sandwich to improve their experience. The ultimate sandwich must have multiple flavours, interesting bread, and it must be buttered perfectly. It must cause the very person eating it to salivate madly over it. It must cause sexual pleasures to the person eating it upon the very first bite.

Some people prefer their sandwiches grilled. Some people prefer them in hamburger buns. Some people prefer them as gigantic twenty foot long monstrosities. Some people like ham, some people like turkey. Some people like cheddar cheese, some people like Swiss cheese.

But what, Escapists, is YOUR ultimate sandwich?

your my ultimate sandwich

 

[Birras]

Start with a pie of your favorite flavor. Spread Nutella on top. Add roast beef, shredded beef barbecue, ham, twelve types of cheese, moar ham, bologna, spicy mustard, cinnamon, sugar, ground bell peppers and finally a touch of caviar. Top it with a large cake and enjoy. If what you have eaten has not killed you or given you Super Diabeetus, stick around for desert!

Ever gone to Subway and order a Steak and Spicy cheese sandwhich on Italian,heated, herb bread? With lettuce, onion and South-West Chiportle sauce? And to top it all off drizzle Tobasco sauce all over it, inside and outside the sandwhich?

It's sex in the mouth man.

So, its like oral sex?

 

[Horticulture]

Opening this thread at 1 AM was such a bad idea...

 

[CheeseSandwichCake]

Opening this thread at 1 AM was such a bad idea...

May I ask why?

 

[Horticulture]

Opening this thread at 1 AM was such a bad idea...

May I ask why?

Too much food porn. Fighting the urge to use tomorrow's lunch supplies on a snack.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Anything with baloney! Is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!

 

[furnatic]

Sourdough bread, roastbeef, swiss cheese, cheddar cheese, ham, and catalina dressing! Mmm, Mmm beyotch!

 

[Harlemura]

The Sandvich.

http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Sandvich

Unbeatable goodness.

 

[Cocal]

Honestly I like this-

Two THICK slices of sourdough bread
Lettuce (iceberg lettuce)
America,Swiss,Havarti,and Cheddar cheese (thickly sliced)
Ham , Roasted Beef, and Chicken (bacon can be added)
Spicy Mustard (deli mustard can be the substitute)
Red onions
Grilled yellow onions
Tomatoes
Horseradish

and then grill it.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Ever gone to Subway and order a Steak and Spicy cheese sandwhich on Italian,heated, herb bread? With lettuce, onion and South-West Chiportle sauce? And to top it all off drizzle Tobasco sauce all over it, inside and outside the sandwhich?

It's sex in the mouth man.

This this this and this. I get one every Saturday.
Damn. I want one now. Accompanied with a blueberry muffin.

 

[Twilight_guy]

The Sandvich.

http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Sandvich

This. There can be only one "OM NOM NOM NOM!" The sandvich is one sandwich to rule them all!

 

[CheeseSandwichCake]

*snip because it's the post directly above*

See how it inverts in the middle?

Christ, how do you even fit that between two slices of bread?

 

[Upturned Walrus]

My ultimate sandwich would be.
Plain white bread slice x2
Bacon slice x2
Processed cheese slice x2
1/4 pounder
Hotsauce
then it gets grilled

it's not much but thats my perfect sandwich
*EDIT*
and you have to have Reggie Reggie Sauce at the side to dip in (Reggie Reggie sauce is made by a jamican guy called levi roots and i think you can only get RR sauce in britain)

 

[Altorin]

Bread
Mustard
Meat
Cheese
Pickle
Salt
Lettuce
Mayonnaise
Bread


that's my sandwich of kings.