the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ I'll play Outlast for myself, thanks

< Blood test got cancelled, well, back to ordinary day

V C'mere sweetheart! I will schet in your eye

 

[Headsprouter]

^ ...I don't have any.

< Outlast has been really good so far! Y'all should play it if you're into that sort of thing! Or can.

V Howdy pardner.

 

[Euryalus]

^ Moin!

< Ich mag Grüss Gott lieber als Moin

V I have german on the brain. SORRY!

 

[Barbas]

^ That's all right, for I have Swiss in the freezer.

< That'll teach him to fuck my accounts up.

v Fancy some sprouts? They taste of humans.

 

[Euryalus]

^ Humans are all pork like and lean

< I prefer beef to be entirely honest

V I'm an affront to sick bastards everywhere I know!

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ That may be so, but it is never to late to change your life around.

< Unless you are dead obviously.

v Had a terrible day at school.

 

[Fijiman]

^ I don't go to school.

< Hasn't for years now.

V Is resisting the immense urge to run around in public while yelling penis as loudly as possible.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Anyone who does that should be shot

< Elitist standards

V In 2 months it'll be the future, man

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Deep.

< fod tiem

V Just like my Japanese animes.

 

[Fijiman]

^ What?

< What?

V Who?

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes.

< I think so.

v Don't you?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ I am pretty sure he meant me.

< The whole world revolves around me.

v The pimp hand is strong in this one.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Don't ever treat women like that!

< Victory tastes like chicken

V Salute the proud Dwarves of history

 

[Barbas]

^ We call them Dwemer, but yes *salutes*.

< I sense there are secrets to unearth here.

v Did you bring the whip?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Fuck! I knew I forgot something!

< Too late to go get it now.

V Man the catapults!

 

[Barbas]

^ And the ballistae!

< Let them come.

v There's one dwarf yet in the Forum Games who still draws breath!

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Hey I am not a dwarf.

< Granted there is only one boy in my class that is shorter than me.

v But I'm still 1,76 m tall.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm not sure how tall I am, but I am certainly pretty short.

< Taller than my older brother, although I have a feeling little bro will match or rise above me in height.

V *gaaaaaasp*

 

[Fijiman]

^ It's okay, the air is breathable.

< Can't say the same for the air inside ship due to someone passing an excessive amount of gas.

V *stares accusingly*

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Don't look at me, I took my dump in your bins

< Buy money for more money

V Hold still while I paint you gold