the ^ < V game

[Euryalus]

^ Indeed I have hats

< Some virtual and some not

V So says this haiku

 

[Barbas]

^

I once had a hat.
I left it in a Denny's.
Now I'm sad; no hats.

< *Rhyming terribly*.

v Where's the lamb sauce?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Indeed it does.

< Didn't.

V Did.

 

[Euryalus]

^ Past

< Present

v And the future

 

[Twintix]

^ Woah, so I'm Skuld? Sweet!

< Where's my cow?

V Is that my cow?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Well it was your cow now it is my diner. Want some?

< Thinking about what to do tonight.

v I have some old Pokemon card lying around. Do you want them?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ No, but I'll take any valuables

< Poke cards are sort of valuable

V Oi! No laying landmines after 6pm

 

[Headsprouter]

^ But daaaaaaaaaaad!

< What a boring aul ****.

V What are you doing with that soap?

 

[Barbas]

^ I cannot tell you exactly, but there will be blancmange.

< Lots and lots of it.

v Give me the pudding hammer.

 

[pyramid head grape]

^ It'll cost you mind!

< =^-^=

V rainy day?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not a drop all day.

< Was burning stuff.

V Try to move like Jagger.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Nearly broke a leg

< It's cold outside

V What part of "Oh shit, N****r" did you not understand?

 

[Twintix]

^ GASP! You can't say that on the Internet!

< Motivation is swaying once again...

V You said no one else would get hurt!

 

[pyramid head grape]

^ Pls don't hurt me again!

< Chillen in some Pants

V is hot in hot pants

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ would not want to see me in hot pants

< would not want to be seen in hot pants

v better not have hot pants

 

[pyramid head grape]

^ They burn in places!

< is burned by peoples gaze!

V snow anywhere!?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Come back in about three months and we might.

< Going to bed soon.

V Why are you down there?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Because it's my turn to post

< My tiny stupid hat

V What does one do when presented with a mighty fine butt?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ You squish it if you are not afraid for pepper spray

< Is afraid for pepper spray

v What shall I do now that I have you in my clutches?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Well if I were you and had captured me there is only one thing I would do.

< Run.

V Run like you have never run before!