the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ Keep your teeth clean

< Hairy back

V Be wary of men who try to piss on your sneakers

 

[Barbas]

^ That sounds like good advice.

< I think I have a bread addiction.

v Don't teleport that headcrab!

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ What, teleport that headcrab? Ok.

< *Pulls lever*

v I am not surre if that was a good idea but I hope that you are happy now.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ GET IT OFF!

< I AM 1/5 OF A CENTURY.

V CAPS LOCK!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Extra emphasis

< Rock Band could be returning

V It smells like ass

 

[sky14kemea]

^ I do not! Q~Q

< Has the sniffles from a lingering cold.

v should consider getting themselves a hot beverage.

 

[Barbas]

^ I already have a coffee, thanks!

< When's Lent again?

v Do you observe that?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I never observed anything!

< Praise Gaben.jpg [http://i.imgur.com/Y5uMcIe.jpg]

V Good stuff happens. Sometimes.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ bad stuff happens sometimes, too

< my cat ran away a week ago and a friend of mine just had to have hers put down because of a blood clot

v go hug your pet if you've got one

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I used to have a cat, but she was hit by a car in mid-september.

< I did take my bunnies indoors for a little while earlier today. c:

V *squints* Whozzat?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ The person who is really resisting making a tasteless joke about your dead cat.

< *insert inappropriate joke here*

v Tasteful right?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Boo!

< *Heckling intensifies*

V Nanomachines, son

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Whatever dad.

< *Transformation sequence*

v Lets beat up some criminals

 

[Barbas]

^ I will do that immediately.

< *Does it several hours later*.

v Praise Dagon!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Justice!

< Great Scott of the Antarctic!

V Another French bastard!

 

[Twintix]

^ Hon hon hon! *stab*

< My pork chops with orange sauce make for an excellent dinner, apparently.

V I stole your keys 'cuz you stole my heart.

 

[Mr.Mage]

^ Kali Ma. Kali Ma!

< The heart tastes good.

v You're next.

 

[Barbas]

^ Ooh, do I get candy???

< *Pants expectantly*.

v Yooouuu!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Greetings.

< Am I defeated?

V Probably.

 

[Barbas]

^ There will be other chances.

< And other opportunities.

v And other pastries, before day's end.