the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Stolen by an Escapist user. But WHO!?

< I want to hug chickens and pet cows, but I want to eat them, too.

V Oh, the turmoil!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I know that feeling

< Can't play FNAF without getting panicky

V Even you have trouble looking at the screen when those things are clanking about

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *shakes head*

< My sleep cycle has been awful, recently.

V This isn't working.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Correct.

< Error.

v Press any key to proceed.

 

[Mr.Mage]

^ *Presses Enter*

< It's the Matrix!

v Are you the one?

 

[Barbas]

^ I have some club sandwiches here that can answer your question.

< *Rumble*.

v Better eat them quick!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ ...

< OMNOMNOMNOM- (I comissioned an artist to draw me something he says will be of this standard [http://th04.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2015/022/c/a/tf2_bill_s_scout_by_craftaster-d8ezxe8.png] When finished. There's no deposit and he says I can pay whatever I think it's worth when it's done, so we'll see how that turns out.)-OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!

V What? I didn't say anything.

 

[Queen Michael]

^Sure you didn't.

<Gotta read some more manga today.

vWhat are you planning to do with that otter?

 

[Barbas]

^ I will give him a caring home.

< ...And fish for him to eat on his tummy.

v Me llamo Barbar, y tu?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Me not understand you.

< Whoo! there is finally snow outside.

v Snowball fight!

 

[Barbas]

^ AAAAAHHH!!

< *Flees*.

v *Distant screaming*.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Incoming

< A little bit of the old one-two

V You would trade your kingdom for a horse?

 

[Barbas]

^ No, but I'd trade my bitcoin stock for a hedgehog.

< I will call him Russell and we will have tea parties.

v Fancy a scone?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Why not?

< Saw Birdman, today. Seems like a good film, but I didn't find it very relatable.

V Boxes.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ yes that is the kind of object I buried that dead hooker in.

< Needs to leave the country for awhile.

v Anyone know if that fake passport and ID thing is legit?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< Listening to a bit of an odd album.

V How much music do you listen to?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ as much as can fit in my ears

< has a pretty wide playlist, from Aerosmith to Genesis to Blue Man Group

v has a pretty wide playlist too, if you know what I mean

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Cheeky bastard!

< I too have a varied tastes.

V Well, the moment has passed, back to Trixie Tang pornography.

 

[Barbas]

^ I prefer a nice, smooth Maya myself.

< It's a shame what they've done to her.

v But it's better than a stick of butter to the face, isn't it?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ What happened? Did she get squashed?

< Feeling pretty good today.

v Oh hey didn't see you there. *blush*