the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Ouch!

< Leave me alone!

v You suck!

 

[sky14kemea]

^ NO U!!!

< Q_Q that hurt my feelings.

[HEADING=2]v SMACK IT!!!@@$~"^s![/HEADING]

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ What! No!

< Ouch!

V *Smacks right back*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Ya missed yer target.

< Coming out of the god damned ceiling.

v Call an exterminator.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Initiate last stand demeanour

< *firing wildly* Come on! I'll take you all!

V Where's your Quad Damage soldier?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ I shoved it up your ass sir!

< Winning!

v While you are losing.

 

[Barbas]

^ Lies, I have sonnets. Everyone loves those.

< Lilies and daffodils.

v Get out of the azaleas!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Get out of the what?

< Quack.

V Are you bored?

 

[Barbas]

^ I'm so bored that I've been reduced to convening with the spirits.

< I summon the ghrosts of bewilderment and mild annoyance.

v Take that hand out of your pants, young woman!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ don't tell her what to do, she can have my hand in her pants if she wants

< they're more fun than my pants

v would abolish pants if given half the chance

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You want to see ME without my pants?

< I don't know my own SEXINESS LEVELS!?

v Caps can be used for EMPHASIS!?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Better than using "Quotation marks"

< Dreams of greater things

V I just met this black fellow, says he's a prince from Nigeria

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I hear if you put money towards Nigerian royalty, it is multiplied 300 times.

< TF2 Blind Box arrived, got a Blu soldier. I am pleased with this outcome, however a Blu sentry would have been a wish granted.

v Trivial purchases.

 

[Barbas]

^ Ever bought a BB rifle?

< Henantier?

v So good to see you again.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Same to you comrade.

< thinking

v Could you come over here for a minute?

 

[Barbas]

^ Hello.

< ...

v Yes?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ I need to harvest some organs from you.

< Harvests Barbas's organs.

v Hey want to buy a kidney? Belonged to an old lady who only used it when she went to church on Sundays.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

^ Does it come with a warranty?

< Is a very conscious buyer.

v When they ask if you'd like insurance with your purchase, what do you say?

 

[Barbas]

^ I say "Wallah wallah bing bang bong."

< I watch their reaction carefully.

v Then I take their hat.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

^ How cruel, to deprive a person of their hat!

< Has never participated in such cruel japery.

v Owns more than one hat. (Bonus points if you own a top hat).