the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ I see nothing but a thousand armed soldiers out for blood

< Drop massive farts

V Today's top stories: OP no longer a ******, Man yells racist abuse at moon and The US Empire begins

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh gods, not again!

< Hiiiiiiide!

v Ruuuuuuun!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Scramble!

< *cliché trip*

v Go on without me!

 

[Twintix]

^ OK! *leaves*

< I'm offended that you're offended!

V What are you going to do about it?! D<

 

[Barbas]

^ I was planning to get a coffee. Want anything?

< I'm currently speaking to the admiral.

v Do you have tanks with propellers yet?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Yes, but sadly we can't make them out of gold at the same time

< I'll winner

V No trading postcards during Arena Deathmatches

 

[Barbas]

^ :<

< ...But what if...?

v Gotcha!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Cripes!

< Took the bunnies to the vet's for yearly vaccination and checkup. They're healthy, as usual.

v

 

[Barbas]

^ Good to hear.

< Wonder which bunny is his favourite.

v Just can't deal with the ungodly amount of poop.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ you must have met my cat

< doesn't understand how she can turn five pounds of food into fifteen pounds of poop

v just volunteered to do the scooping

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Pls.

< Not a fan of bad live-action mini-movies made to promote games.

v PLOT TWIST: it was doge

 

[Twintix]

^ *dull surprise face*

< Nightshift: Laws of HUEGH!

V ...That wasn't even almost funny. Please forgive me.

 

[Barbas]

^ How strange, for I was only just thinking of BUCH.

< ECH.

v Don't blech at me.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ blech

< BLECH!

v ...blech?!

 

[Barbas]

^ ACH!

< *Cough*.

v *Sips*. Oh, that's better.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

^ One of the Three Stooges.

< Likes to burn bridges.

v Has not yet met their match.

 

[Fijiman]

^ ...Maybe...

< Blarging.

V Blarged.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *melts*

< Going to the doctor.

v Get bopped.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ You wanna mess with The Warriors?

< Not a pirate, but a Man o' war I be

V

Spoiler: May I ask you to get that stick out of your ass?

 

[Yuno Gasai]

^ Is that Rick Astley?

< Now feels like she's rickrolled herself.

v Have you had your morning tea/coffee yet?