the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ Yes, but not much.

< Blarg.

V Need a chair?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Just place it here

< *observes from the distance*

V That Heavy's a van!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-RLARLALAARLLALA

< MY DING-A-LING. MY DING-A-LING.

v I want you to plaaaaaay with my DING-A-LING.

 

[Barbas]

^ Okay, Mr Man. *Ding-a-ling, ding*.

< That's nice.

v Are you one of them fackin' anarchist types?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *moves peas closer to potatoes*

< YES.

v Sometimes I worry about you...

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I'm totally ok

< Illuminati concerned

V I would like to purchase some Steampunk goggles

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sure mate. [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/5/55/Backpack_Sniper's_Snipin'_Glass.png/90px-Backpack_Sniper's_Snipin'_Glass.png?t=20110819022254]

< Hea-adsprouter. He's our hero! Gonna take prospectors down to ze-ro!

v On a scale of 1 to 10 how heroic do I look?

 

[Barbas]

^ A good 4 at least. Solid and plucky.

< We need faster tanks. Tanks that drift.

v Can you commission something for the fans?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Originality over edge

< This could be a hit

V

[i] There is a groove for some kind of Hexagonal shaped object [/i]

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Well man that is indeed very groovy.

< Is one of the new escapist contributors

V You can ask me anything.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Why?

< Extract me!

v I have made my home in your epidermis.

 

[Barbas]

^ Aw shitdicks.

< God damn it.

v WAI???

 

[UltraDeth]

^ It's typical of him

< Breaking the wind

V Officer, there's a fascist dictator leaving propaganda everywhere

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

^ These are just pictures of dogs sniffing the camera
< Daw, I love pictures of dogs sniffing the camera
v Which way to the doughnut shop?

 

[Barbas]

^ Take a left in two blocks.

< Mind out for the highwaymen by the farm.

v Do you have protection?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ three packs of it, sir

< thermal underwear, excellent protection against the cold; can never have enough

v you thought I meant what?!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ You know what I mean

< Offensively handsome rogue

V You stand in a crowded room, figures moving through the crowd toward your location. Fear grips your heart, Assassins are after you and moving ever closer, unnoticed. Hidden under their hoods, several of them have come for your life, moving closer by the second. Suddenly, they surround you, hidden blades at the ready. Stabbing time.

Like if you cry every time.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ But I pull out my Heckler & Koch MP5 and shoot them all before the even know what the is going on.

< Cool as ice.

v Hot as lava.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I am born from the sun.

< Finished Breaking Bad last night. My emotions are confused, but I know it was brilliant.

v New hat?

 

[Yuno Gasai]

^ Yes, thanks for noticing.

< Who doesn't want a headcrab hat?

v What should you be doing right now?