the ^ < V game

[karcentric]

^ Maybe? I'm not Jim Sterling...

< Can't find his drink.

v Probably stole it.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Unlikely.

< I have my own! *SLLLUUURRRP*

v Describe your mental state in a single phrase.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Sharks!
< Sharks?
v Sharks...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Blue sharks are my favourite.

< Saw a funny video of a guy flicking through a book about sharks, giving each one of them a personality.

v He's watching me isn't he!?

 

[FPLOON]

^ With his teeth...
< Because he's a Sharknado!
v Did you watch the third Sharknado movie?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Such things like that should not exist

< Looking for something witty to say

V Pepe le Shit

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I laughed.

< Eat it now or save it for later?

v Strange meat pie.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Talking about my PINGAS!
< Oh hell no...
v The Police Academy cast taking on lavalantulas?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Are those lavalantulas made by the same guy who made the sentrypedes?

< Didn't mean to post here, but oh well. A quick edit and nobody will ever know.

v What's next? Giant snakes?

 

[Barbas]

^ I certainly hope not.

< I much prefer laser eagles.

v You, sir or madam, are a slippery customer.

 

[Twintix]

^ Hey, if they didn't want me to use the free-sample massage oil, they should've said so! *slithers away*

< The poll thread in the Off-Topic session is full of Queen... And I'm contributing!

V Here, lick this spoon.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Why? What is on the spoon?

< MY FEET HURT.

v Smells the rain.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Because it's too humid to sing in the rain!
< Watches people date naked on TV...
v Blur or black box?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ One cannot dictate messages in a blur

< Looking for good music

V You've been.....

Spoiler: Panzerschrecked!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Is this one of those "PBBBLT" moments?

< Loan and grant acquired! Now course, please.

v Unsanitary.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Uncultured...
< Unsung?
v Unification of the Stationary Association!

 

[Barbas]

^ You're a liar!

< I'm no thief.

v But you're a hamster.

 

[Twintix]

^ Hamtarooo! Little hamsters, big adventures! (Oh god, I'm not the only one who watched that as a kid, am I?)

< It's official - Poll thread is now Queen parody thread.

V We de-railed it so hard that we left the track 1000 miles behind us - and no signs of stopping, baby!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^Train kept on rolling, all night long!

< It's go time!

V Mine! Mine! Mine!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ What!? *BOOM*

< *eyeballs teeth and shoes fall back to the ground, covered in ash*

v -1 Life. Return to previous checkpoint if applicable.