the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ May I help you, chappie?

< Far too archaic

V Hath thou no XP?

 

[Barbas]

^ I sold it all to a traveling Chinese man.

< This bit isn't racist.

v Are you Death?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes, but...they betrayed me.

< TIL the best way to finish the Tenpenny Tower quest is to slaughter Roy and his friends. Saves you a lot of disappointment.

v Grrr.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Aaahh?
< BAJABBERS!
v R.I.R.P.P...

 

[Barbas]

^ I no longer serve with the R.I.P.D.

< *PTRS attained*.

v You got promoted!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ From Pitt Slave to...Pitt...not slave!

< Woohoo! YEAHHH.

v Shut up, Midea.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Be nice to the make-up lady!

< Too nice for everyone

V You are the soggiest biscuit I've ever known

 

[Barbas]

^ Again? Damn.

< The quartermaster is skimming some for himself, I know it!

v I will report you to the tickle police!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Good because I haven't got my tickle shots yet...
< Maybe I will tickle back!
v Bad enough you didn't ask, right?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You're right.

< Oooh. A Fallout 4 Centaur might be interesting. Maybe they'll finally get around to equipping them with miniguns.

v Did this ***** just come for me?

 

[Barbas]

^ I think you have the wrong tab.

< Thpectaculouth.

v Feeling thorny, are we?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Like a prick.

< I was confused at how Barabaras may have taken that sentence. Then it hit me.

v He's on fire!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ Well I am a dragon, after all. This dragon is on fiyaa!

< the alpha dragon around here!

V

Spoiler: how to train your dragon 2

look! toothless is challenging the alpha! No, toothless IS the alpha!

 

[FPLOON]

^ SPOILERS!
< Unless you watch the Netflix series, I guess...
v I can haz ur Netflix?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Get your own, freeloading heretic!

< Far too self-obsessed

V Just because it's shapeless monstrosity from another dimension with untold powers doesn't mean it's a bad person

 

[Barbas]

^ I see.

< Ouch, owie, ow.

v You will have to excuse me; I am currently on fire.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ would you like me to try to put it out or something?

< Either we win this war, or the human race goes extinct.

V Gentleman, make no mistake. We are in for the fight of our lives! Because THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT WE ARE FIGHTING FOR!

 

[Barbas]

^ Hooray!

< Tea when we are done, Mr Wiggles?

v Take your Bonzi Buddy and stick it up yer arse!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ XD [http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/265000/ngbbs3c710705a8202.gif]

< Kind of hates the "ex-dee" emoticon.

v Fridge.

 

[Artina89]

^My fridge is currently empty. Thanks for reminding me to fill it

<Currently watching Columbo and is loving every minute of it

v Wanted to be a penguin growing up.