the ^ < V game

[Kae]

^ I do not know French.

< Sin embargo hablo Español.

v Knows another language.

 

[Barbas]

^ A small amount, yes.

< I think I may need to sit in the sun for a while.

v You need a bit more vitamin C.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I eat fruit

< And veg and meats and stuff

V I appear to have taken your demon souls by mistake

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh. I'd better go down to the shop and get some more, then.

< Holly shit. Wait the game. Play, have fun.

v You are no required to buy the game!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ I just might now

< I sense a disturbance in the Kung Fu Force!

V why January cannot get here fast enough

 

[FPLOON]

^ Finally saw the hype!
< I saw the trailer a month ago...
v Which name hooked you in the most?

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ Tai Lung.

< His music was the best.

V DJ Hip Hop.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^Rock and Roll Falcon!

< It's good to be back in Boston, YEAH!

V The Kung Fu Force works in mysterious ways!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ sweep the leg, or do not sweep the leg; there is no "try"

< has found the Crane Kick to be useful exactly zero times

v can channel their chi to boil a cup of water... on a hotplate

 

[FPLOON]

^ I have a water nature...
< Why can't a breath underwater, then?
v Must be all damn salt!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Need more sugar

< Dreams are just as weird as before

V Five pints at Freddy's

 

[Kae]

^ I think I need that.

< Regrets touching butts.

v Wishes they could regret touching butts.

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ Never.

< Touching butts is a freedom all sentient beings deserve.

V I'm sure Optimus Prime would agree.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm not so sure, he's more than meets the eye.

< YouTube keeps recommending me TheAngryGrandpaShow, despite having never watched it or anything remotely like it in recent memory.

v WHAT DID DRUNK HEADSPROUTER DO!?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Did some very stupid things

< Everybody's too stupid to save

V Erect my soup!

 

[Barbas]

^ I CAN'T DO THAT AND DISPENSE ICE CREAM AT THE SAME TIME!

< *Fuming*.

v Here, just take it all. I don't care any more!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *disregards trying to comfort Barbas in favour of getting free ice cream*

< Damn you, physics! Liquids should not shoot out of cans so unexpectedly! It's inconsiderate and cuntish!

v Pistachio, moustachio.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Sex position?
< Don't ask me how I know that...
v I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ All your bases belong to us.

< I'm so smart.

V My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I stare, apalled!

< I didn't buy FNAF 4, but based on Markiplier's gameplay this looks like the most enjoyable game of the bunch. Story's fun as always.

v fred m8 wtf r u doin