the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Yes. I ended up failing and doing the beard instead.

< I did the beard.

v Hey, baby. You wanna do the beard?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm so FUCKING TURNED ON.

< Not really.

v Not convinced.

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes.

< Happily.

v Er...what?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ What?

< Huh?

v !?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Alert

< Evasion

V *impossible death growl*

 

[Barbas]

^ *Calls the guards*

< *ClompclompclompclompclompclompclompclompCLOMPCLOMPCLOMPCLOMPCLOMPCLOMPCLOMPCLOMP*

v STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You'll make captain for this!

< Or not- *resists arrest*

v Did you know the guy that voiced the Imperials in Oblivion also voiced the Super Mutants (among other characters) in Fallout 3?

 

[Xeros]

^ Feels his wisdom has been validated by my not knowing that
< Usually knows things like that
v Sits among the High Council on lunch breaks.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I am the only smart enough to rule

< Twisted logic

V Dreams of war, liars, dragon's fire and of things that will bite

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh, this is excellent. You know, I almost doubted my officers when they said they'd brought me a prime loonie.

< *Snerfk*.

v Damnation. Do you have any Lemsip?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I have never used that or similar products.

< Dat loud curse word when you are literally one or two Pulveriser bashes away from killing Hans on HOE but you died because you got too impatient.

v What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Barbas]

^ I DUNNO.

< I'm going to guess that...

v ...EVERYTHING COULD GO WRONG.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Worst case scenario

< Tongue-tied

V The thing that once was and then was again

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That's deep, man. I like it.

< Like some undead analogy or something.

v Disregard dweller safety, rush rooms.

 

[Fijiman]

^ I'm guessing you've been playing Fallout Shelter?

< Tired.

V Needs 10000 tacos.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I've never had a taco.

< Has something he needs to be doing.

v This is where I come to procrastinate.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Like you do anything else *snooty laugh*

< My mind is not fully booted-up this early

V Alright, which wise guy relayed a sarcastic response?

 

[Fijiman]

^ It might have been me, but it might have been you.

< Blarged.

V Stop smelling the roses before you get run over by that moosemobile.

 

[Barbas]

^ I didn't get this many posts by following sensible advice!

< I refuse to clean behind my ears.

v Wash your car out with soap!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I don't have a car...although I have been considering learning to drive.

< Did the thing I needed to do.

v But I am le tired.