the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Learning to drive is a little nerve-wracking at first, but plenty of fun.

< I'm having a whale of a time.

v Here, I recorded these whale noises for you.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Bawhooooo

< Whales are like big lethargic neighbours

V Freddy's body is ready

 

[Headsprouter]

^ But is yours?

< Freshly-spun forum page.

v No, Escapist, COME BACK!

 

[Barbas]

^ I will.

< *Stares at hands*. What have I done?

v Hello there, baby.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ >_O

< Could murder a Chinese right now. But not in the racially insensitive way.

v Boi. I'm dead.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Oh shet!

< Working on my moustache again

V Fat man has called you magical c**t!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Vadeva. Diz ar juzdi vordzi.

< The RPG is so fun in KF2. So's the dynamite.

v Never gets old when something blows up.

 

[Barbas]

^ Remember to blow that shit up in 3-second intervals to avoid the anti-spam damage reduction.

< HURGH.

v Would you please just use a napkin?

 

[Fijiman]

^ But the squids get all the grease off my fingers.

< Is eating.

V Why are there no flying whales?

 

[Barbas]

^ It'd be too majestic for the population to bear.

< The mess would also be unbearable.

v Ever been flattened by a plummeting baby whale?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Have you?

< Will note the 3-second spam prevention. I guess they wanted to root out the wombo-combos that pros liked in KF1.

v I think spy and medic are dead because of you.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< *screeching noises*

V Where do you think you're going?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I see lots of things

< Read the latest TF2 comic yesterday

V Heavy says "Time to fist your tiny a**hole"

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm going to FIST you so hard you'll have a WHOA!

< Blender.

v Whirrrrr. Insert sacrifices!

 

[Barbas]

^ I think you mean incest sexifies.

< Hurrrrr...

v *Whack*.

 

[Twintix]

^ Owie! Why would you do that? :'(
< Default mode: Subtly pissed off. Inherited from Dad.
V Why did you bite that poor salesman?

Spoiler: Also:

v But I am le tired.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ For I had no lips to kiss him with.

< Okay, have a nap...

v ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!

 

[Barbas]

^ KHAAAAAAAAAN!

< I got a Panzer!

v Fear me.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ You can't stop my Metal Gear

< Still learning how to perfect a cheese toasty

V Craps like an upside down volcano

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Seldom.

< I missed an appointment on Sep 1st. I hope that doesn't screw anything up.

v Needs salt.