the ^ < V game

[Wary Wolf]

^ ...in Brokeback Mountain... Yeah? No? Wait, I think I remember that movie wrong...

< Remembers a lot of things wrongly. Mostly words and stuffs. Might be stroke related... ed... ed...

V All about the lasso!

 

[Xeros]

^ Catch 'em in the coat, smack 'em with the hammer. No lasso necessary.
< Possesses neither a coat nor hammer.
V Some assembly required.

 

[Barbas]

^ Batteries included, though.

< Overclock with caffeine.

v Counter with Sugar Crisp.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Counter-counter with Marshmallow Fart Attack!

< Overclock with video games and rage

V Have you tried my delicious marshmallow and chocolate dish?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ I hate marshmallows. Not the taste, the consistency.

< Has a million more obscure references like that one.

v What would you like me to reference in my next post? (Dependent on me knowing it, of course.)

 

[Xeros]

^ Musty prawns and Timbuktu.
< That ought to give 'em the ol' hullaballoo 'n howdy doo.
V Kick 'em in the dishpan, hoo hoo hoo.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Why not the stovepipe?

< I am so stupid.

v When you try your best but you don't succeeeeeed.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ when you get what you want, but not what you neeeeeeeed

< needs a car that doesn't suffer from brake failure while driving; that's happened twice now

v shyster auto dealer

 

[Xeros]

^ If you can piss 6 feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!
< So laid back, I can wear folded clothing.
V BANGARANG!

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ It's this weird hybrid between a orange and a banana

< Fruitier than shiraz

V Nuttier than squirrel poo

 

[FPLOON]

^ You're one to talk...
< I'M AT SOUP!
v Eating fun dip right now not giving a fuck?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm doing the opposite of eating.

< TMI.

v TMI Fridays!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ TNT soda!

< Living with sociophobia

V You are not boom

 

[Barbas]

^ I will bring it tomorrow, sorry.

< We must increase production.

v Post in more threads, more!

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ But all the opinion ones are the same thing over and over and I don't have as much fun with them

< Really just sucks at making any sort of point in opinion topics. Also, massively ill-informed.

V Owns the R&P topics because is actually a GOD!

 

[Barbas]

^ Of a sort.

< I can draw OK now after some practice.

v Would you like some sweets from the store?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Drawing, yeah! Awesome... Wait, sorry... OT: NO! I DON'T WANT ANY CANDY! I WANT VEGTABLES!!!!

< No vegetables for him until he finishes his dessert.

V Their avatar made me soil my pants in three different ways when I first saw it.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Doubtful.

<

Really just sucks at making any sort of point in opinion topics. Also, massively ill-informed.

I find this relatable.

v Fetch me the paper.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Why?

< Wants to go home.

V Needs a shower. BADLY.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ You're right. Particularly if you can smell me all the way from America. I'm in Australia! I'll blame it on seeing Headsprouter's avatar and soiling myself. Again.

< Can't dance like the Fijiman.

V Eats the worm