the ^ < V game

[NerfedFalcon]

^ I once read a book about it, if that's what you mean. How to Eat Fried Worms. Required reading in Australian seven-grade English classes. It's a terrible book.

< Is secretly a hitman.

v Could possibly be my next target, depending on what you say and do next...

 

[FPLOON]

^ Well...
<

I once read a book about it, if that's what you mean. How to Eat Fried Worms. Required reading in Australian seven-grade English classes. It's a terrible book.

Required? HA! I read that of my own leisure... Not a bad book, per se, but really forgettable despite having a "catching, elementary-level title" to hook kids to...
v Yeah? You're in my house now, son!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ This a heist, I'm in charge!

< Geezer and a half.

V Is living in America really as good as it sounds?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I'll let you know when I move there.

< Whenever that happens, I'll let me know.

v Let me know when I'm moving to America.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You're fine where you are.

< Well if it isn't Neutermncr.

v Has an entire body that is the consistency of Donald Trump's hair.

 

[Twintix]

^ You have no idea how much grease I have to buy to maintain that.

< So apparently band-aids are racist now. What even.

V WHO'S BEEN DRAWING DICKS?!

 

[Barbas]

^ I only did a few.

< Neuromancer and Morsomk did most of them.

v I blame Canada.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ For maple syrup and bears

< Bears are way cooler than wolves. What the hell was I thinking? Wary Beary would have sounded better as well... Crap in a hat!

V Has never tried Glazed bear with maple syrup. You're missing out!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I know...

< *rolls timebomb down hill*

v *timebomb speedily approaches*

 

[Barbas]

^ *Uses watch laser to cut open escape hatch*.

< Runs for the hills.

v Look out - porcupine artillery!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ That'll be prickly

< Death is not so bad, considering.

V Drink!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I can't!

< My health doesn't allow it!

v Try the wine!

 

[FPLOON]

^ That's my mom's joj...
< Running out of time?
v 4 in the afternoon!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ 20 to 7 in the evening!

< Huff, puff, huff, puff! *looks at wristwatch* Must run! Gonna be late for my appointment with...with...

v ...You!?

 

[Barbas]

^ ...Me?

< I am unsure how to proceed.

v

Civilian is advised to secure Green Flu sample and evacuate the facility immediately.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ You fool! Now that I have the Green Flu sample the governments of the world will have to bow to *my* will!

< Would actually make a pretty crap villain. I couldn't organize a house party where I'm the only guest.

V Would actually make a pretty kick ass villain! Their name would be...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Headsprouter-man.

< My power is raising headsprouters. They're easy to kill, but they blow up and make a bloody mess.

v Every inch of your land will be rated M for mature!

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Mowing the penis lawn is a very disturbing job.

< Proudest achievement was mowing the lawn without losing any fingers.

V Proudest achievement was something involving fingers... Typing this next post! >_<

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ I'd like to thank my mother, my hairstylist, and that guy who stands on the corner staring menacingly at everyone

< it was my skill and determination that brought me to this point in my life... unfortunately

v blames all their problems on invented boogeymen and conveinent scapegoats

 

[Barbas]

^ That sounds like subversive talk to me!

< I like the sound a ping pong game makes.

v Do you?