the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Life. It was hard.

< Cat raided my bin and found a half-eaten crumpet. Proceeded to tear it into little bits.

v Rude.

 

[FPLOON]

^ kuk?
< That third DC Comic Special turned on my funny bone!
v Kitty cats, a couple blunts, my new wang feeder...

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Almost afraid to ask; 'What is a wang feeder?' I mean, I get an idea, but then my brain is so horrified by the concept, it blots it out.

< Oblivious. Obviously.

V Feed a bull's wang to a dog?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ We mustn't be wasteful.

< There's a clash in my schedule. I don't mind.

v Wants a wee.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Nope I've just powdered my nose Still, I've got my coffee here, so it won't be long

< Realizes that powdered nose could refer to cocaine abuse

V Yum!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Nothing yummy here.

< *eats a brownie*

v *finishes eating it very quickly before you can ask to have some*

 

[FPLOON]

^ Hungry? (Obviously?)
<

^ Almost afraid to ask; 'What is a wang feeder?' I mean, I get an idea, but then my brain is so horrified by the concept, it blots it out.

An inside joke of a mashup between two rap groups under two different labels all being referened in a rap collab with said rap groups... (In other words, it's <url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FS35SshVxQ>Between Friends...)
v Freestyle! (Instrumental!)

 

[Barbas]

^ Curse you!

< *Shakes head*.

v I'm berry disappointed.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Fruitless.

< I like this new avatar very much.

v Likes magic little girls.

 

[Barbas]

^ ( O c O)

< That's really all I can say, Bert.

v Bert...y-you're shouting again, Bert.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Sweet mother of... Dammit Ernie! You did a dump in the bath again!

< I assume that Ernie is the 'cat' so to speak

V Knows the only way in which Bert and Ernie are homosexual is in that they frequently have people's hands up their rear ends.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ You just ruined my childhood. Thanks a bunch.

< &#20845;&#24180;&#21069;&#12363;&#12425;&#26085;&#26412;&#35486;&#12434;&#21193;&#24375;&#12375;&#12390;&#12356;&#12414;&#12375;&#12383;&#12290;

v Knows what I just said without looking at Google Translate?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Something something Japan's language?
< Only recognizes sex phrases in Japanese...
v You're turning Japanese!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ You really think so?

< Na na na na na na na na na na na

v What's the first thing you thought of?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Kawaii eyes

< Why can't the world be kawaii?

V Drunk as an octopus

 

[Barbas]

^ Good heavens, I should think not!

< It's the equivalent of I don't know what.

v Stop it with your handheld camera already.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It's a prank, there's a camera!

< Remember that google hangouts thing we did? That was fun.

v ***** you is flatter than unleavened bread.

 

[Barbas]

^ Want me to slap you over Google tonight, gurl? >:I

< Miffed.

v Totally wonkered.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Zonked.

<

/quote] Fite me m8.

v Powerpuff girl physiology.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Massive swollen heads and stuff

< Him

V Got blood in someone's soup once