the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ We interrupt this school shooting report to present breaking news on JB's toenail clippings...

< This just in...it's not a tumour...

v ...It's...IT'S...

 

[FPLOON]

^ <url=www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaQ5jZANSe8>JOHN CENA!
< Yeah, I went there...
v Whatcha gonna do 'bout it?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Remain calm and pretend this never happened

< If the world's a stage, then life is a farce

V *suspenseful music*

In a few minutes you'll receive a call from a handsome stranger, someone spouting insane babble, you can't make sense of it. But then you'll have an overwhelming feeling of Deja Vu and callers voice sounds oddly familiar.

 

[Barbas]

^ This is an unlikely prospect at work with no phone.

< Dun-dun-duuuuuunnn!

v Please come in and take a seat by the malfunctioning radiator.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Okay. *sits*

< So Wary Wolf's new avatar is pretty coo-*BOOM*

v *limp body lands next to you, twitches twice*

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *burns the remains*

< Why does no one have the decency to die horribly elsewhere?

V Sneaks around in their house when alone

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm not here!

< Peeping away like mad!

v Le anime grill reactionface.

 

[Barbas]

^ ( o D o)

< ( 6 . 6) <(???)

v ( C _ C)

 

[FPLOON]

^ Q_Q?
< I just got here!
v Missed calls...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sorry Mum.

< Spent the last hour or so killing Deathclaws with .22 pistols and Cazadores with time bombs. The latter was fun.

v Got mad beef.

 

[Xeros]

^ Come to think of it, my steaks have been acting up lately.
< It's awful lonely in the black.
v Brings the crowd, walks out with the party.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Brings the party, the crowd walks out

< Feels sad now my avatar doesn't have his boom box, still he seems happy.

V Is happier with a boom box

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Damn right I am!

< Feels bad for double posting. It wasn't my fault I swear! Still, it's created an interesting effect...

V Never double posts. Always rocks!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ What a mistake to make

< Mildly embarrassing

V Look, rainbows!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Dashie?
< Fuck you, runny nose!
v Check the date...

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ It's still today... At least until tomorrow, then it will be yesterday.

< Also enjoying the hay-fever experience

V Only knows the disco-fever experience!

 

[Barbas]

^ I fear not.

< Doesn't like essays much.

v Do you prefer dissertations?

 

[Fijiman]

^ I don't know what that means.

< Isn't going to look it up either.

V What level are you?

 

[Barbas]

^ Approaching 10 now, I think.

< Doesn't see the point of the Swift Learner perk after the first playthrough.

v Wouldn't you rather use those three perk slots for something else?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I've had so many characters, I just give myself swift learner to minimise grinding.

< 5 characters, the last 3 had swift learner. They're all pretty different. Not sure whether to be ashamed or proud.

v *glares at you while clipping through a rock*