the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ You're not fijiman! What the fuck!?

< *doublechecks* The forum index said fijiman was the last to post in here, but it's just stinky ol' Barbas! Bleuuugh! But he- but you- but I- what the fuuuuuuuuuuck!? Fijiman's post wasn't here when I came in!

v I just saved you from GANON!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ The birds are singing

< Will only post when I have something funny to say

V MY GOD! WHAT A SLOBBER KNOCKER!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *stern look*

<

Will only post when I have something funny to say

I'm surprised you managed 5 posts, to be honest.


Obligatory. [https://youtu.be/a7kh5FMKeqA]

v Think fast! *flings self at you*

 

[FPLOON]

^ *kisses you upon capture* Too slow!
< This page needs more weed jokes...
v Do you not get why the stoners laughed at the phrase "The V game"?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I won't embarrass myself by guessing...

< I hope my SSD arrives, today. The ?47.99 one I tried to cancel arrived yesterday, but knowing my luck the ?40 one will arrive monday. *sigh*

v I hate sunday when I'm waiting on parcels.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ No post on Sundays

^ *stern look*

< It's a wrestling term

V Just a sexy boy

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *caresses own nipples*

< I think I've turned into a complainer. I made Amazon not charge me ?8 for the return of an item I tried to cancel twice. I asked nicely.

v *journalistic brooding*

 

[Barbas]

^ *Quiet scribbling in spidery script*.

< I fancy a mug of coffee.

v That's something that's come a long way, isn't it?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Depends, are ostriches a form of Kung-fu?

< Playing a game while he waits for another to finish downloading... hopsfully.

V Is a pedestrian nightmare.

 

[Barbas]

^ I have sometimes been.

< I don't like it when they take photographs.

v Safety, safety!!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Numbers numbers!
< Going to a funeral...
v Would you kindly look up Rush Coil?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It's music-related and megaman-related.

< Badabada-bam-bam.

v Is a UFO.

 

[Barbas]

^ Sometimes, in the dead of night.

< Night is the most exciting time. I have it all to myself.

v What's your favourite laser weapon?

 

[FPLOON]

^ The one with the sword-gun combo?
< Cataloging my future PC and its upgrades...
v Mina Mina [Good Song]!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I might give it a listen.

< If there was an easy way to check how many times I've repeated myself on this thread, it would save me a lot of deja vu. I know I've asked someone if they're a UFO, before.

v Is here to take my job.

 

[Barbas]

^ Perhaps after tea.

< Tea time is now.

v Soon, my dear. Soon.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Pet my head.

< Wants to find a Railway Rifle. Hopefully when I do, it will have been worth the wait. Maybe I'll find it after I find my sixth syringer.

v Strong winds or light rain?

 

[Barbas]

^ Light rain.

< There's a Railway Rifle in the shelter at Big John's Salvage [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Railway_rifle_%28Fallout_4%29]. You don't get the weapon as a quest reward for the Railroad, AFAIK.

v Do you enjoy the feel of moss?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It's not overly offensive.

There's a Railway Rifle in the shelter at Big John's Salvage [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Railway_rifle_%28Fallout_4%29]. You don't get the weapon as a quest reward for the Railroad, AFAIK.

< I didn't say I wanted help! Oh yeah, but I did find the railroad without meaning to.

v Overactive sensors.

 

[Barbas]

^ Shut up! You're overactive!

< Curious.

v

You must be terrified.