the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ I imagine I'd have a much more productive lifestyle if sleep wasn't something I needed. And not just because I wouldn't have to sleep for ~8 hours a day.

< "Game designers colour wheel" thing about stuff is out of date. I think we grew out of that phase.

v

NEXT POSTER

draws near!

 

[Xeros]

^ Here he comes to wreck the daaaay!
< I'm gonna wreck it!
v Heeee's a wreckin' machine!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No, I just have very easily hurt feelings. In fact...

< *breaking glass sound effect* I'm very hurt that Xeros said that.

v It's next poster on the Jeremy Kyle show! Give 'em a round of applause! Complementary obnoxious opening theme. [https://youtu.be/fsPY_TDd5Fg?t=5s]

 

[FPLOON]

^ I ain't your father!
< I ain't your mother...
v I ain't your daughter?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ What are you?

< Give this dog some meat

V Eats bullets for Breakfast

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Fine. In goes a spoonful of bullets.

< Hkkkoiiip. *click*

v Horrible!!

 

[FPLOON]

^ That was rubbish!
< Ate the whole box of pizza...
v What happened to Purple Link?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Went straight in my basket.

< Waiting on money from people, to get money to other people. Wow.

v Am I an adult yet?

 

[FPLOON]

^ No because Adults don't exist...
< Lacks the "responsibility" within the "maturity"?
v My anaconda don't want none unless you got that <url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hestXK5J0fc>Cake!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ On this topic, I am not a big fan of extravagant cakes. In fact, I generally don't like them. A plain cake will do me fine.

< Humph.

v Knows how to stop a rhinoceros from charging.

 

[Fijiman]

^ The answer is dakka, lots and lots of dakka.

< My teeth hurt.

V Is an unauthorized barbarian.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ I'm a barbarian; I'm not standing in lines and filling out forms

< how about I go to window 12 and file this SWORD in your GUT!

v did not come to praise Caesar, but to name a salad after him

 

[FPLOON]

^ And then eat some pizza...
< Some porn is better at 60fps!
v Why call it a "Hoverboard" if it has damn wheels on it?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Marketing!

< The reason Ceasar salads are so-called is because the first Caesar salad was cut out of the chef's- wait.

v I think I've gotten mixed up somewhere.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Don't toss the salad just yet...
< I got so many tabs to close!
v Krakatoa?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I prefer Mr. Volcano. Anyway, you should totally drink Volvic Revive.

< orignal kerakter donut steal!!!!1!1!!

v Off to eat someone's parents.

 

[Barbas]

^ They were tasty with relish.

< I like tomato chutney.

v Want some gummies?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ As long as they're the really squishy and soft ones.

< TIL Fallout 4 don't got no level cap. Besides that, this tea is 'orrible.

v The hot water to leaves ratio is all wrong.

 

[Barbas]

^ I am so sorry. Please have some TLC.

<

v Come in, come in.

 

[Fijiman]

^ You're right.*adds seven pounds of potatoes*

< Is helping.

V Tastes the rainbow.