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The Rogue Wolf

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^ doesn't know what love is, but wants you to show him

< has been to the promised land, has been to the highest mountain, has been to the deepest valley, and boy do my feet hurt

v on the lam from the law for $38,000 in parking tickets and loitering citations
 

Headsprouter

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^ I don't drive, and rarely like to loiter.

< Greetings from the tablet I got free with my new phone! It's pretty bad. But it was free.

v Can't say no to some free tech.
 

Barbas

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^ Submit all tech to the tech counter!

< The best fighting game is Techen.

v To the Technical!
 

Headsprouter

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^ Shotgun!

< Turns out the off license behind my house had root beer. It was just a quick walk away from me the whole time.

v Keep your beard on.
 

FPLOON

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^ Like a lady?
< Setting a purchase plan in motion...
v Crazy Taxi!
 

Headsprouter

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^ *huffs greedily*

< I feel a bit sick, actually...hopefully I'll feel better in the morning.

v Wankered.
 

Fijiman

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^ Eh.

< Not felling very Christmas spirity today.

V Is about to be in a massive amount of pain.
 

Headsprouter

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^ My throat's been sore all day. The tolerable, but nonetheless annoying pain merely continues...

< *whine*

v Did you have a nice Christmas?
 

Headsprouter

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^ No. But...

< My dad always gets me and my brothers some cheap tat for Christmas as a bonus when we visit him on Christmas day. This year he got me a little plastic tub with lights and rubber jellyfish that bob around in water. I actually might use this gift quite often, seeing as the cat enjoys the whirring and watching the little glittery things "swim" around.

v That's nice, dear.