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Headsprouter

Monster Befriender
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Nov 19, 2010
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^ I most certainly am not a burrito!

< I've never been stung by anything but an ant. Or do they bite? Both? I suppose you could count a nettle, too...

v The face of moosic.
 

Barbas

ExQQxv1D1ns
Oct 28, 2013
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^ Does it moove you too?

< *Cocks gun*.

v I swear I'll do it this time. Right between your shoulders!
 

The Rogue Wolf

Stealthy Carnivore
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Nov 25, 2007
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Stalking the Digital Tundra
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^ well it's about damn time; you're the worst massage therapist ever

< I've been on this table for half an hour and all you've done is stare at me intently and fondle that gun

v needs to stop making that "cream of Sum Yung Gui" joke at the local Chinese place
 

UltraDeth

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Nov 2, 2010
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^ Certain types of tomatoes

< I prefer most veggies cooked

V You make me stab, make me fuck, make me *snort*, slap my ass [https://youtu.be/8aqPgnD0cmE?t=2m6s]
 

Kae

That which exists in the absence of space.
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Nov 27, 2009
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The Dreamlands
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Lose 1d20 sanity points.
^ Silence in the court.

< Very judgemental judge.

v Judging you too.
 

Headsprouter

Monster Befriender
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Nov 19, 2010
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^ Headsprouter disliked that.

< My front-bottom teeth suck. It's my fault. Not going to the dentist got me lazy and irresponsible.

v *pokes you with a limp stick*
 

Barbas

ExQQxv1D1ns
Oct 28, 2013
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^ My teeth are similarly out of alignment, but due to retainers cracking and not being replaced.

< I used to think incisors were the little ones near the corners of the mouth.

v Dislikes granola.
 

Headsprouter

Monster Befriender
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Nov 19, 2010
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^ It's just grains and cereals right? Should be okay. I like oatcakes, after all.

< Out of alignment and in shitty condition. I simply didn't wear my retainers, after the trouble of braces I was like "screw it".

v Not smart.
 

Barbas

ExQQxv1D1ns
Oct 28, 2013
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^ I only see floors and ceilings.

< Those might actually be walls; it's all a matter of perspective.

v Doesn't know the plan.
 

Drake the Dragonheart

The All-American Dragon.
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^ that's absurd! It's my plan!

< nervous about championship weekend

V remember it like it was yesterday "Davis into the endzone walking standing up, can you say Denver is in the lead!" "You could have drove two buses and Gilbert Brown through that hole."

. . . "38 years without championship in football comes down to one play. 4th and 6 from the 31. Favre drops back pass is knocked away! Incomplete! Denver's going to win it! Oh Baby Denver'S going to win this thing! The bronco sideline is absolutely erupting! John Elway will take what will undoubtedly be the sweetest kneeldown of his entire career! Go ahead and salute em Denver fans! YOU'VE GOT THE WORLD CHAMPS! The broncos have done it! They have shocked everyone and won Super Bowl 32!
 

Barbas

ExQQxv1D1ns
Oct 28, 2013
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^ I heard of Denver. Isn't that some place in Colorado?

< South Park is in Colorado, right?

v Skipped elementary school.
 

Fijiman

I am THE PANTS!
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^ No.

< Needs to get ready for work and hope he doesn't get snowed in while there.

V You are now a robot.