the ^ < V game

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ wait, it is Friday.

< where dragons rule

V So you're the one who's been poking my boys, and not in the sexy way.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeah, because you stole Friday from me! GIVE IT BACK!

< If I had a pet Mirelurk Hunter, I'd call him El Blanco, because they remind me of Graboids [http://kaiju.wdfiles.com/local--files/wiki:graboid/graboid_1990_01.jpg]. And it'd have to be albino, so the name would suit even better!

v Stop alt+tabbing me!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ I think this fellow has lost his mind.

< passing through the fields of despair

V 420 blaziken

 

[Barbas]

^ ...Eh?

< I need some more of those little Polish gingerbread cookies.

v You must be Stan, how ya doin'?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ hey its me ur brother

< no it's not

v yes

 

[FPLOON]

^ R. Kelly?
< Trapped in my room due to unexpected guest...
v Todd Margaret!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Trevor James!

< Found Fallout 4's Alien Blaster today! That was so cool!

v Nerdgasm.

 

[Barbas]

^ I like the way it turns people into free light sources.

< My settlers, they do nothing. They won't mate.

v You sold me defective settlers.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Always spay and neuter your settlers.

< Started a second Fallout 4 character a couple days ago.

v Breaking legs is a winning strategy.

 

[Barbas]

^ I have a paralyzing, irradiating, electrocuting sword.

< And a revolver rifle that fires two shots at once.

v What do you have?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ what are you rebelling against?

< darn it, I got that wrong

v you were supposed to be on a plane to Tahiti two hours ago; why are you still here?!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Because You didn't book the hotel nor the flight.

< Needs to take a shower.

V Sought out a legendary something.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Personal rule: If it's legendary, it must be killed. In the name of loot.

< That OP unique Gamma Gun mod on a never ending one. And that OP unique machete mod on an assassin's one. But I use neither! Just experiments.

v You look like an angry TV dinner.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Because I haven't had dinner yet!
< I don't even...
v What is this?

 

[Brownie80]

^ Hello.

< It's me.

V Im in Florida thinking of the things forum games used to be. (Before I left for no reason for months.)

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Looks unchanged to me.

< Stayed at a friends house. This is the following afternoon.

v Tesco value.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ The working class superstore

< Would eat everything in a superstore

V Belts out their favourite song at the drop of a hat

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Funny, last night we sung the Spongebob Squarepants theme song before taking a shot of vodka.

< I led with my pirate voice and actually knowing the lyrics that aren't "SPONGE-BOB SQUARE-PANTS!"

v His nautical nonsense be somethin' you wish!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ ????!!!???

< Hero of our time.

V Who are you, Panda?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Headsprouter.

< Bolt-action bathroom door.

v Has exclamation marks for eyes.