the ^ < V game

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ says you!

< Cry for eternity

V "Who are you, panda?" "I am Po, the dragon warrior, and I'm gonna need. . . A HAT!"

 

[FPLOON]

^ "Chitty-chitty chat chat!"
< "Inner peace..."
v "You talking to me?"

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That's it, I'm having you institutionalised.

< Maybe if a certain regular customer asked really nicely, my local Chinese would consider doing me some battered mushrooms despite not having them as an option on the menu...garlic mushrooms are probably very similar though.

v No funny business or you're going off to join FPLOON and the other crazies.

 

[Barbas]

^ Just calm down and have some salt-and-chili chicken, man.

< Crispy and delicious.

v Doesn't you look tasty.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ in other news Barbas was roasted and eaten for attempting to cook and eat a dragon with the voice of Sean Connery.

< Cry havoc and let loose the dogs of war!

V all about that bass.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeah it's nice.

< I want my phone to say "Is someone present?" when I get a text. Like a synth.

v It's an android phone.

 

[Brownie80]

^ Have you tried turning it on and off again?

< Trust me. Would THIS face lie to you?

V HMMMMMMM???

 

[Fijiman]

^ Probably.

< Eating.

V Talkative.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Depends who I'm with really.

< Perhaps more RAM and a better GPU are next on the list of PC upgrades.

v Once you pop you just can't stop.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Like sex?
< What sex!
v This sex...

 

[Fijiman]

^ Blarg.

< Should take a shower.

V You're late.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You're upside down.

< Gonna try Indian food. But we have a vegan guest so we're restricted to animal product-less Indian food. At least I'm not paying.

v You're beside yourself.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ so I have a clone? awesome!

< If I could clone myself I would so game the system. Just have to figure out how to explain to the IRS how I am working 8 full time jobs simultaneously.

V all about that buzz!

 

[PiPPUMAX]

^ active
<inactive
V currently active

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ was just a few minutes ago.

< Mystic Pie!

V ribbed for her pleasure.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeah, a giantess's pleasure.

< "Your penis is too small, just climb into my cooch, love!"

v Antics.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Wacky shenanigans

< Funny guff

V Watch out, because I can do this and do that

 

[Headsprouter]

^ How did you know my biggest fear is uncertainty!?

< I need to apply for courses and possible A-level repeats in case those plans fall through again. Funny, I typoed "in case" as "until". My brain has a sick sense of humour.

v Jimmy DeMoni.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ I don't know who that is.

< aspire to inspire!

V oh yeah! That's the spot!

 

[Barbas]

^ Bad dragon! :3

< ...I overdid it again.

v Please censor this part in post. Thanks.