the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Well, hello to you too!

< Today I learned how to program a bit more.

v Do you know what happens when you find a string in the algorithms?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ I pull the string and unravel the algorithms!

< is the natural enemy of mathematics

v if you want to destroy my sweater, pull this string as I walk away

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I think they had a scene involving that gag in Billy & Mandy.

< Ehhh. It was alright. Next time I'm getting Miso soup. I tried some of my dad's and I was like "OHHHHHHHH MAMA".

v Shlurps their shoup.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Quacks in their sleep.

< Should go to sleep.

V Can't stop this feeling.

 

[Barbas]

^ These feels can't be held back.

< Damn.

v Son.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Dad?

< *emotional reunion*

v Goat mama!

 

[Barbas]

^ ( O c O) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NySRXCAOKFM]

< What a twist that was.

v So what happens now? I've run out of ideas.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ A thing happens and another thing happens

< Very vague

V What kind of madman would derail a piss train?

 

[Barbas]

^ Some sort of fetishist, probably.

< I'm a bit bored now.

v Wanna go get an ice cream?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Let's make up for lost time, internet dad!

< Let's quit while we're ahead.

v 'Bout that time eh, chaps?

 

[Barbas]

^ Roighto.

< I have no mangoes left.

v Oh, I'm sorry. Were you tired?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Just insomnia?
< I chickened out on that Sonic Game Collection deal...
v JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Barbas]

^ Never played it. Any good?

< Never played Splatoon, neither.

v Guv, are you drunk???

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Gno.

< Really bad at Undertale.

v Words.

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes.

< Several.

v Frightened?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ no. I feel no fear.

< unless it's bees or wasps.

V in love with a monster.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeah.

< That one.

v Does machines.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ look, what happens between me and my toaster in the privacy of my own home is none of your business

< though I think the microwave has been giving me bedroom eyes lately

v has impure thoughts about their thermostat

 

[Fijiman]

^ No.

< Headache.

V Pants.

 

[Barbas]

^ Shoulders.

< Knees.

v Frogs!