the ^ < V game

[FPLOON]

^ Song reference!
< Spring Breaker...
v Soft on the outside?

 

[Barbas]

^ Too soft. Nice and warm, though.

< Fully intoxinated.

v Are you Obi Wan Alcohol?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No, Soda, I am.

< I know it's corny, but I like my maces like a stereotypical naval mine on a stick.

v Corn on the curb.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Stomp out the Pop!
< I just found out about the next Underworld movie...
v Blood type?

 

[Barbas]

^ I forgot.

< Do I even have one?

v Uh-oh. You'll have to steal my medical documents from those quack frauds.

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Bah, stealing medical documents is a pain. I'll just take some blood and I can figure it out pretty quickly.

< BLOOOD!

V One of the cool vampires. Not like that Twilight bullshit.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Why would you have it otherwise?

<

< If you wanted to kill me, you should try something better than a turkey baster.

But then it's less fun.

V Roasts glass over shoes.

 

[FPLOON]

^ It makes them plated...
< <url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeSeYXbmjYk>Link Rap!
v You can't get worse than that?

 

[Barbas]

^ *Plinks guitar*.

< *Vague yodelling*.

v

Do you tire of life yet?

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ Yep

< It's a good day to die.

V So. What's the plan?

 

[Fijiman]

^ If I told you then it wouldn't be a secret.

< Has to go to work today.

V Plans to retire at age 700.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Only if I get to stay young.

< H.A.M.

v B.E.E.F.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ P.O.I.N.T.L.E.S.S. A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.

< That stands for Power Or Intelligence Never Trades Legally Everywhere Since Someone Allowed Communism Reign Over New York Mountains

v flies that freak flag high

 

[FPLOON]

^ Wears it on their sleeve...
< On repeat!
v Remember pre-Sia's face?

 

[Barbas]

^ Nope, not at all.

< I like raccoons.

v Wow, are you really going to drink that?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It's just water.

< Profanity time! *inhales* FFFF-

v FUCK. Now you try!

 

[Barbas]

^ FORK.

< I'll get it one day.

v What? No, everything's fine. What woke you up? I didn't hear anything.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ But did you heir anything?

< Japanese restaurant tonight!

v Alternative lifestyle choices.

 

[Barbas]

^ What a man does to a pudding in his own house is his own business.

< Gumption's a good word.

v Whatchew dewin' hee', boyah???

 

[FPLOON]

^ Realizing the actual wait?
< Dreading going to campus...
v Just get on with it!