the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Never heard of it, chief.

< I wonder if I can unlock the Marder III today...

v Do you have any coffeeeeeeeeeee???

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Nobody in this house drinks coffee.

< I might have a job on Monday but unfortunately I have no idea. I wish people sent more emails.

v Forgot how their hand works.

 

[Barbas]

^ Sometimes.

< *thinking*...

v What year is this?

 

[FPLOON]

^ The year 20XX?
< These are the breaks...
v PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ But I can't touch this!

< I had a dream last night, an odd one. At one point it involved a strange porcupine-anteater hybrid creature, sparsely quilled with a long, venomous, stinging antennae, kind of like those things certain caterpillars have. I think it was called a sham or something.

v What's your secret?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Semen?
< I'll be back by 10...
v Everybody Hates Doug!

 

[Barbas]

^ I like Dougal, though.

< Down with Buxton.

v Colin?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Dad?

< I would happily pop in every day to feed my neighbour's cat for free, yet they still pay me for doing it while they're on holiday.

v Like...are you...my mom?

 

[Barbas]

^ Dave?

< This is disturbing.

v What's your favourite enemy in Half-Life?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Barnacle. I used to have a perverse interest in leading humans into the tongue and watching them writhe till they gibbed.

< Sick childish fascination.

V Are you a train? You sure? *vomits* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0BBWfSL44s&t=3m33s]

 

[FPLOON]

^ That makes sense...
< Requesting a refund?
v Globdamn Hunters!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ They'll destroy the old ones and the dream with it.

< Changed my motto. About time.

V Do you desire perfection?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I just want to express myself, dood..

< My cat is playing with an egg cup.

v Hey! DW!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Jim's favorite?
< Tim's friend...
v Rim's job!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ And a splendid job it was.

< I wish Tripwire would focus their efforts on finishing THE BASE CO-OPERATIVE GAME before adding COMPETITIVE MODES.

v You dropped your dynamite.

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh no, my explosives!

< *Sniff*.

v ...Are you going to eat that pork chop?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ These are very filling.

< Now I don't have to avoid Undertale spoilers.

v *runs free*

 

[FPLOON]

^ Mother's so proud...
< Watching all the Tremors movies!
v Who's showing the TV series again?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I loved watching the Tremors TV series with my dad as a kid.

< Went out for drinks and Japanese food with friends last night with a side of rekindled friendship.

v Would have preferred fries...

 

[Fijiman]

^ Blarg.

< Getting his car serviced.

V Pantsed a mime once.