the ^ < V game

[FPLOON]

^ I'd rather do it afterwards!
< Clean, but not simple...
v Crossfire?

 

[Barbas]

^ I remember that mod.

< I preferred Wanted.

v You must have played that, surely.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Eh... no?

< Learning poker from a friend.

v Just so you know, one of my pocket cards is an ace. Probably.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Weren't we were playing Uno?

< That would explain why the while cards look funny.

V Thought we were playing Scrabble.

 

[Barbas]

^ Don't make me do it, boss. I'll kill again.

< Don't pass go, don't collect shit, *****!

v You gotta help me hide the body.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ Uh... try Quentin Tarantino's garage.

< Has never actually seen Pulp Fiction.

v Can explain the plot for me?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *thinks about a Stephen King book, with the insides of a horse chestnut splattered on it*

< Saw a seagull walk off with meat from a pigeon corpse today.

v Metal.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Heavy...
< Gotta reboot later?
v Shock a Con!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ I lost a hand with a pocket pair of aces.

< I haven't even been playing poker that long...

v ...help?

 

[Barbas]

^ Hlep? I cannto hlep rigth nwo!

< Ym keyboadr si brokne!

v Call teh poliec!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That's the third time this week.

< Five Guys is expensive and feels like eating in a warehouse. Food didn't make up for it, although it wasn't bad.

v Wants to try a Krabby Patty.

 

[Barbas]

^ I'd rather try and shit a pinecone.

< I don't feel well today. Must have been all those pinecones.

v Bobba.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Fet?
< Wet...
v Bet!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Meh.

< Does not feel well.

V Go that way.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

^ If I could go that way, I wouldn't need aftershave.

< Can hardly wait for Danganronpa 2 to come out on Steam in about 20 hours.

v Hold my drink and watch this!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Why watch your drink?
< I somehow installed the Touhou games twice without realizing it...
v Free space!

 

[Wary Wolf]

^ We've been exploiting it for too long

< To become one with eternity...

V Has eyes like stars.

 

[Barbas]

^ Only when drunk.

< Yay, alcohol and boobies!

v Aren't you glad to be here today???

 

[FPLOON]

^ Can't talk because I gotta go...
< Can't be late again!
v How early was that?

 

[Barbas]

^ Too early; it always is.

< Let's roll it again.

v Remember, your motivation is terror.