the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Summer sale cards? Possibly.

< Brexit might be a good thing. I'll keep looking into it, even if I'm surrounded by people who probably won't let themselves be convinced.

v Bumbling.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Slang...
< My next paycheque's gonna get rekt by that Steam Summer Sale aka that SSS!
v Blinded by my 4-piece thong?

 

[Fijiman]

^ If I was stupid enough to look at it while you were wearing I might.

< Loot griding in Borderlands. It's not that fun, especially when I'm mostly getting crap.

V Saw a deer today.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ we have lots of those here.

< Fat loots.

V No No No No No. I said DART gun not. . . oh nevermind.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Classic...
< The sequel wasn't that great!
v Why did the prequel come with TWO shorts?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Because they are actually that stupid.

< Blarg.

V Pantsed an Elephant Party Parade.

 

[FPLOON]

^ My face was not prepared...
< Just pick one!
v Would never date naked?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No, my penis looks funny.

< DUUUDE did anyone see the 4chan Sun and Moon leaks? I hope they're real because that Grubbin evolution looks METAL as FRICK.

v Sorry, I didn't mean to bug you.

 

[FPLOON]

^ With your penis?
< Pinches...
v IT BERNS!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *ambiguous stance on gun control intensifies*

< My OTP is back together, I just hope they're sure.

v Big face.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Faced small.

< Waiting for an update to download.

V Pleased at an outcome.

 

[FPLOON]

^ E-League in the nutshell so far?
< I ain't eating this month thanks to the SSS...
v Suck It, Gary!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Arrrgh, Gary!?

< I am interested in trying more pizza.

v New leaf.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ Leaf Erickson?

< Happy birthday U.S.A.!

V "I've got too many minions on my hands."

Wouldn't that make for a great parody of this song?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I've had enough of minions...song's alright though.

< Dealing with EA support. I have legal, physical copies of Spore and a DLC pack, but I can't get patches. Hopefully they don't care that they are preowned. I was sold them, I have receipts, so why should they?

v Normal human being.

 

[FPLOON]

^ HA!
< Wasted over 100 dollars in digital money?
v Watched Not Safe...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I had not heard of this until now.

< My assistant did not read my emails closely, did not look at my attachments closely and as a result, did not understand my predicament. On the bright side, installshield wizards for the patches were distributed offically at one point, I was able to find one for the latest patch and use that.

v Had a good customer service experience once.

 

[Fijiman]

^ If I have I don't remember it.

< Bored.

V Blarged at a dog.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It didn't seem to appreciate the significance.

< Maybe I'm taking them too seriously, but I think this site's personality quizzes are kind of shit. I mean, make it less obvious which result I'll get for picking a particular answer. Be more subtle and bring it down to basic personality traits shared with characters rather than [REFERENCE TO EXACT SCENARIO IN TV SHOW, MOVIE OR GAME. CHARACTER QUOTE GOES HERE].

v THE CRINGIEST KID ON THE INTERNET

 

[FPLOON]

^ That's not my personality quiz result...
< Rigged!
v Toast?