the ^ < V game

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ um no.

< aspire to inspire.

V

Spoiler: Snatch

you're dancing like a fairy. get out there and hurt this guy. they'll hang us with the ring ropes if they think it's rigged. but for ****'s sake, DO NOT KNOCK HIM OUT. All he has to do is stay down. . . . Now we are ****ed!.

You ever cross the wrong side of the road when suddenly there is a car upon you? Your life doesn't flash before your eyes because you're too ****ing scared the think. You just freeze and pull a stupid face. The pikey didn't. Why? He had plans of running the car over. It had occurred to me he had taken the demise of his mum rather lightly.

for every reaction there is a reaction. . . and a Pikey reaction. . . IS QUITE A ****ING THING!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm just wondering why cousin Orson liked smashing beetles.

< Seriously regretting using a Trainer Club account for Pokemon GO. Shit's broke all the time.

v Has a nickname.

 

[Fijiman]

^ I've had several, but none of them have ever stuck.

< World of Tanks is not being terribly kind tonight.

V Bored out of their mind.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I feel like I'm wasting time.

< Still dead. Should have known Google was a safer bet.

v Hollyoaks reject.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Kidnapped!
< Damsel with such distress?
v Bankai...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Everyone likes to fantasise about what their own might be.

< My sword's bigger than your sword...

v Disconnected.

 

[FPLOON]

^ 10AM on the dot...
< Engrossed?
v Rules of Metal!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Weak to fire, ground and fighting?

< Pokemon GO is out in the UK...would be great news if I COULD PLAY IT

v Supervises breakfasts.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Won't do lunch...
< Calling: Wii U friend?
v Region-locked!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Build a wall!

< Finally able to play Pokemon GO again. Now I'm eating crackers.

v Collects Pogs.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ why yes. NFL team pogs specifically

< not eating anything currently

V Looks like we found another one bud. What shall we call it? (. . .) Itchy arm pit it is.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I do that too sometimes. Role playing forum is too much commitment.

< Has been a bit sick the past couple of days.

v Free range.

 

[EilaliE]

^ PETA will be knocking on your door tonight.

< While Pokemon GO definitely has room for major improvements, it's still quite entertaining.

v Shhh... Tears will not help, bby.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Bbz pls.

< Caught a strong Oddish, but only by my standards.

v Long face.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Why so sad mate?

< never tell me the odds.

V "Where the bookies were blagged." "Blagged? Speak English to me Tony. I thought this country spawned the ****ing language, yet no on here seems to speak it!"

 

[Headsprouter]

^ The bookies were blarged?

< Going out in a minute.

v ARE YOU CRAZY? ARE YOU OUTTA YO' MOYND?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Possibly.

< Didn't get up until after one today.

V Got stabbed tomorrow.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ Hell no, I hate the cold

< procrastinators of the world unite, tommorow.

V I asked for a refreshing drink, and you bring me a ****ing rainforest in a glass!