the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ I don't watch that any more.

< It is now craaaaaaap.

v Do you think you're better than Elmo?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ We call those bags for life down here. Or maybe just Sainsbury's does and the name caught on.

< Caught Pikachu because the tracker works.

v Big Bird.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ has evolved into an even bigger bird than that!

< I unleash my bird companion, Peak!

V Refridgeraider.

 

[Barbas]

^ Now use it to crush the uprising.

< The blood tide commences.

v Fancy a pickle?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself- Oh wait, that's the Holders.

< I acquired three more Pikachu today, because of course.

v Thinking of new things to tax.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Damn you.

< Ninja'd again.

V Hurumph.

 

[Barbas]

^ Grump!

< Stumped.

v No, don't jump.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *pathetic jump*

< I can see why he didn't want me to jump.

v Are you a new kind of Pokemon?

 

[Barbas]

^ That's good.

< Almost at the '220.

v Do you use KV tanks?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Doduo.

< Gonna try out SWAT.

v WAT.

 

[Barbas]

^ You're in my spot, sir.

< That's my spot he's standing in.

v You're in my way.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No, you are in my way.

< I need to "get my head around" his post in order to post.

v On an important mission.

 

[Barbas]

^ No, I'm just fishin'.

< No, not fission, fishin'.

v Wishin' for admission.