the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Yo!

< That was a fine curry.

v What's your favourite curry?

 

[Barbas]

^ I'm afraid not.

< Oh dear.

v Do you want to know about cheese products?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm afraid not.

< Weather's been a bit shit.

v Adheres to some kind of stereotype.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ well I work with someone who has no idea how stupid they really are, does none of the work but thinks they do all of it, and is constantly telling painfully unfunny jokes and stories.

< never knows what to say here.

V Possibly the wisest words ever spoken in an animated movie:
"Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. It is the rest of the story, who you chose to be"

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I still haven't seen all of the LOTR films or read any of the books.

< The Latter-Day Saints have been commanded by John Smith to acquire 10% of Belfast's income and they keep trying to talk to me.

v *fetal position*

 

[Barbas]

^ I sometimes sleep a bit like a prawn.

< Garlic king prawns are delicious.

v Do prawns snore?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Couldn't tell you.

< Blarg.

V Sleeping.

 

[Barbas]

^ No, I'm awake now.

< Posting.

v Waiting for the post.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Not the post...
< Ate some toast?
v Roast!

 

[Barbas]

^ Are you the host?

< Getting a few more FPS.

v What's your ping?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Came back as 18.

< Going up Divis today. Do we even have mountains here? Or just big hills?

v Can I call you "fam"?

 

[Barbas]

^ That would be to invite the darkness.

< It is a terrible thing to whore a language.

v Borscht?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Belt?

< Divis had a lot of Pokemon. It's probably more of a hill than a mountain, but we call it a mountain because we're stupid.

v It's raining somewhere else.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

^ I can't imagine why you'd turn them down. Seems like the opportunity of a lifetime.

< Got approached by a lady trying to get donations for breast cancer in a gay bar at 11pm.
(They did have a clipboard and official documentation to prove they were really with a charity, but why seek donations from drunk people?)

v Is it warm where you are?

 

[Barbas]

^ No, but nor is it cold - It is mild and humdrum.

< Humming is preferable to whistling.

v That you, Souliko?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sounds like an upmarket white chocolate bar.

< In an interesting development, I might be getting on that course I wanted to get on originally.

v Yahoo.