the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ The comment section phenomenon I struggle most with is that whenever an ethnic minority says something stupid without fail that group of people that spew a bunch of horrible racist shit that really doesn't help anyone, especially not the rest of the comments.

< You know there's a lot of people in my city that walk up to strangers claiming they "need money for a train/bus ticket".

v I wonder why.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ because public transportation is all the rage!

< eh, no its not.

V Which would you say it would suck more to be: a worker in an RTS or a minion in a MOBA?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ A worker gets to survive at least some of the time. The whole purpose of a minion is to draw fire and do chip damage...

< Trying to expand my self-made meal options. Stir fries, sammiches and burgers are 3 of my baby steps. I should get good with taters.

v How do you like your taters?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ with cheese!

< ain't easy beein' cheesy!

V Sir! We're surrounded!
The Poor Bastards!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ We've got plot armour on our side, like every major character in Thrones at the minute!

< Actually saw a live fox's silhouette scoot across the road one night. Beats a dead one!

v What does the Fawkes say?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ Remember remember the 5th of November.

< To Glory!

V We're having a Protoss Party and you're invited!
Just keep in mind we've already had to ask one guy to leave. He confessed to being aroused by the Colossi. 0.0

 

[Fijiman]

^ Sweet party bro.

< Really wishes he wasn't super broke.

V Craves something meaty.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ that would depend on what you mean by meaty.

< left myself wide open for that one, didn't I?

V You cannot defeat my. . .
Varian Parryin!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeah well...you're dumb.

< You know I commented the other week about a strange number of people in my city asking for train/bus tickets? The same fucking guy tried the same thing, same location. I wasn't subtle in informing him of my disbelief.

v Maybe he should get a new car if his current one breaks down so much.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Probably.

< Has three vehicles with one thing or another wrong with them and not enough money to take care of even one of them.

V Where were you on the night of October 22, 2077?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Hopefully in the dirt.

< It's more complicated than "old people hate new things". Vapes are pretty new, but it's a new way to smoke so they get it.

v Thinks "Bow-Wow Puppy Love Story" needs a HD remake.

 

[Fijiman]

^ That sounds familiar, but I dare not look it up.

< Really wishes his check this week was better.

V Has a domain in an alternate universe.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ what is the domain?

< disco? with myself? outrageous!

V everyone just horsing around!
who didn't see the Varian/Genji bit from a mile away? honestly didn't expect Illidan to jump in though

 

[Dr.Susse]

^Nay

<My lovely horse

V Running through the fields.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ why am I running is the question.

< so much I wish I could unsee with my own eyes!

V Time in this thread to go back to . . . POKE-PUNS!
1. The one no one ever picked ---> 2. Bloomin' onion ----> 3.Plantasaurus Rex!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Kung Foot and One Punch Man.

< Those new ultra beasts are craaaaaaazy.

v I'll have two chickens.

 

[Fijiman]

^ I'll raise you four apples.

< Wonders if anyone will get it.

V Throws things out of port holes.

 

[Dr.Susse]

^Now I wonder if they're called starboard holes.....

<?

V Starboard hole?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Probably.

< Made a cube.

V Googled a fish once.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Well I must have gotten curious about my favourite shark at one point.

< Looking forward to getting back to class tomorrow. Although I'm sure that'll change once the assignments start rolling in.

v Not a morning person either.