the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ We've got plot armour on our side, like every major character in Thrones at the minute!

< Actually saw a live fox's silhouette scoot across the road one night. Beats a dead one!

v What does the Fawkes say?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ Remember remember the 5th of November.

< To Glory!

V We're having a Protoss Party and you're invited!
Just keep in mind we've already had to ask one guy to leave. He confessed to being aroused by the Colossi. 0.0

 

[Fijiman]

^ Sweet party bro.

< Really wishes he wasn't super broke.

V Craves something meaty.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ that would depend on what you mean by meaty.

< left myself wide open for that one, didn't I?

V You cannot defeat my. . .
Varian Parryin!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeah well...you're dumb.

< You know I commented the other week about a strange number of people in my city asking for train/bus tickets? The same fucking guy tried the same thing, same location. I wasn't subtle in informing him of my disbelief.

v Maybe he should get a new car if his current one breaks down so much.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Probably.

< Has three vehicles with one thing or another wrong with them and not enough money to take care of even one of them.

V Where were you on the night of October 22, 2077?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Hopefully in the dirt.

< It's more complicated than "old people hate new things". Vapes are pretty new, but it's a new way to smoke so they get it.

v Thinks "Bow-Wow Puppy Love Story" needs a HD remake.

 

[Fijiman]

^ That sounds familiar, but I dare not look it up.

< Really wishes his check this week was better.

V Has a domain in an alternate universe.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ what is the domain?

< disco? with myself? outrageous!

V everyone just horsing around!
who didn't see the Varian/Genji bit from a mile away? honestly didn't expect Illidan to jump in though

 

[Dr.Susse]

^Nay

<My lovely horse

V Running through the fields.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ why am I running is the question.

< so much I wish I could unsee with my own eyes!

V Time in this thread to go back to . . . POKE-PUNS!
1. The one no one ever picked ---> 2. Bloomin' onion ----> 3.Plantasaurus Rex!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Kung Foot and One Punch Man.

< Those new ultra beasts are craaaaaaazy.

v I'll have two chickens.

 

[Fijiman]

^ I'll raise you four apples.

< Wonders if anyone will get it.

V Throws things out of port holes.

 

[Dr.Susse]

^Now I wonder if they're called starboard holes.....

<?

V Starboard hole?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Probably.

< Made a cube.

V Googled a fish once.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Well I must have gotten curious about my favourite shark at one point.

< Looking forward to getting back to class tomorrow. Although I'm sure that'll change once the assignments start rolling in.

v Not a morning person either.

 

[Dr.Susse]

^ I'm pretty good at mornings

< I think the trick is not drinking coffee.

V More of a tea fan.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Both are good. I don't habitually drink coffee or tea in the morning though.

< Don't you wish you could just- bam. Get to sleep, just like that and wake up exactly when you want to?

v Life has some pretty archaic game design.

 

[Fijiman]

^ I guess?

< Things should start looking up a bit for me. Not going to be great, but better than it was.

V Where's Sarah Connor?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Dead. Poisoned by her enemies.

< Beats being poisoned by your friends.

v Tbh.