the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Ew, really?!

< I am shocked and horrified.

v Fucksakes, stop it!

 

[Drummodino]

^ You aren't the boss of me!

< Late to a party

V Care for a dance?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Bullshit!

< There was nothing smooth about that guy.

V Is a huge fan of wooden cabinet doors.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I don't quite see the hype.

< We don't need to be global citizens

v Because we're blessed by nationality!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Well said, Med!

< Edible guitars

V Bacon pizza?

 

[Barbas]

^ Always a good decision!

< With haggis and black pudding.

v Or not, if that's not really your thing. There are lots of options. We're easy.

 

[Fijiman]

^I'm American, so no it is not.

< Bored.

V Has high entertainment value when on fire.

 

[Barbas]

^ Not as high as some, but high enough...or so I'm told.

< Hmm...

v What's the most famous pizza in the United States?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Whichever one the Teenage Mutant ninja tortoises ate.

< Is now thinking of awkward turtle sex.

V Is now thinking of awkward turtle sex.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I'm thinking of natural turtle sex

< It's actually funny if you think about it.

v Laugh at the turtles having sex! LAUGH AT THEM!

 

[Barbas]

^ Heh...

< Hehehehe.

v That's pretty messed up, though, dude.

 

[MetaKnight670]

^ Meh it could have been worse.

< Doesn't know if that's true.

V Always expects the worst.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Blarg.

< Bored.

V Hasn't seen their left toe and right sock in some time.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It's right h- OH SHIT

< *frantic searching* Where for art thou, toe?

V Wait...what's that in your hand...you're trying to STEAL IT! Have at you!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Get off me! This is my ice cream!

< Blarg.

V Do you still play with LEGO?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I have a large collection, but it's been untouched for a good while...

< Still has a lot of old junk.

V Has a SUPER SWEET bachelor pad!

 

[MetaKnight670]

^ My basement *AHEM* "bachelor pad" is pretty SUPER SWEET!

< Has taken up drawing.

V Is an accomplished artist.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ NO!

< Has loved drawing all of his life. When I look at accomplished artists, I clutch my face and scream internally.

V Got some talent you can spare me?

 

[Drummodino]

^ Afraid not.

< Can't draw anything beyond simple shapes.

V I'm so jealous of your skills.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ What skills?

< Goggles are cool

V Oh soldier, you are a spy!