the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Not as high as some, but high enough...or so I'm told.

< Hmm...

v What's the most famous pizza in the United States?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Whichever one the Teenage Mutant ninja tortoises ate.

< Is now thinking of awkward turtle sex.

V Is now thinking of awkward turtle sex.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I'm thinking of natural turtle sex

< It's actually funny if you think about it.

v Laugh at the turtles having sex! LAUGH AT THEM!

 

[Barbas]

^ Heh...

< Hehehehe.

v That's pretty messed up, though, dude.

 

[MetaKnight670]

^ Meh it could have been worse.

< Doesn't know if that's true.

V Always expects the worst.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Blarg.

< Bored.

V Hasn't seen their left toe and right sock in some time.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It's right h- OH SHIT

< *frantic searching* Where for art thou, toe?

V Wait...what's that in your hand...you're trying to STEAL IT! Have at you!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Get off me! This is my ice cream!

< Blarg.

V Do you still play with LEGO?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I have a large collection, but it's been untouched for a good while...

< Still has a lot of old junk.

V Has a SUPER SWEET bachelor pad!

 

[MetaKnight670]

^ My basement *AHEM* "bachelor pad" is pretty SUPER SWEET!

< Has taken up drawing.

V Is an accomplished artist.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ NO!

< Has loved drawing all of his life. When I look at accomplished artists, I clutch my face and scream internally.

V Got some talent you can spare me?

 

[Drummodino]

^ Afraid not.

< Can't draw anything beyond simple shapes.

V I'm so jealous of your skills.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ What skills?

< Goggles are cool

V Oh soldier, you are a spy!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I am no spy.

< But I am in command!

v Follow my commands and you might just survive!

 

[Barbas]

^ OK, let's suit up.

< Where's the RCP90?

v Got it. Now I just need nachos.

 

[Drummodino]

^ One serve of nachos coming right up

< Hmm hmm hmm hmm

V Cheddar or mozzarella on those?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ No cheese.

< Never cheese.

v Cheese for no one.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Damn it Sheogorath!

< Blarg.

V Got yogurt in their socks.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ I think we have very different concepts of yogurt.

< Strawberry, always and forever, if you give me vanilla I will cut you.

V That better be strawberry-flavored.

 

[Fijiman]

^ You lay a finger on my vanilla yogurt and they wont be able to identify your body.

< Fucking hates theys fucking little fruit chunks they put in some yogurt. It's fucking stupid man.

V Wants to be a dinosaur when they get younger and explode.