the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ Because I can.

< Blarg.

V Is far happier than they should be and should stop now.

 

[Barbas]

^ I wouldn't do that for the world.

< *Munch, munch, munch.*

v Coffee...? Coffeeeee?!

 

[Drummodino]

^ Screw you! *dances* Coffee is life.

< I live by no mans rules! Caffeine addict

V Just try and stop me! What's your poison?

 

[Barbas]

^ I will send ninjas right away.

< There they go. Fly, my stupids!

v How are things on your end?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ The conquest of Gaul proceeds as planned.

< Eastern Gaul is firmly under Roman control.

v How goes the Parthian campaign, Crassius?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Extremely easy, considering we have laser rifles and they have rocks

< THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING TOO POWERFUL IN A GAME!!!

V Would like a game where one can pit a gunship against Level 1 bandits

 

[Barbas]

^ Haven't had quality time like that since Empire Earth.

<

O CANADA

v Taste Lazer Bear!

 

[Euryalus]

^ Oh Canada!

< Made the same reference

V gets it

 

[Headsprouter]

^ NO

:Z

V Hey, man, can I have some cake?

 

[Barbas]

^ Uh...*Rummage, rummage*.

< I think I've got some fruitcake around here somewhere.

v Here you go (boy, I hope you're Headsprouter).

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Your wish has been granted! *descending from the heavens*

< Hang on...let me shake this dirt off me...there we go. Mmm, cake!

V What makes us human?

 

[Euryalus]

^ The ability to give other people dirty looks behind their backs!

< *gives barbas a dirty look*

V One fish Two fish

 

[Barbas]

^ Three fish makes a piscine crowd.

< And Google makes a pispoor dictionary.

v Arf.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *headsprouter noise*

< Sick of the psupisuus.

V Carrot.

 

[Barbas]

^ Here, take this onion as a precaution.

< I'm helping.

v What have you done lately?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Worked retail.

< Waiting for a time I can go to bed without waking up at 4 in the morning unable to go to sleep again.

V Silly goose.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *honk honk*

< A pet duck will eventually make a good friend

V Cockney charm will have you under their thumb

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< Blarg.

V Smells like an overused and underflushed toilet.

 

[Barbas]

^ Exactly, I- Hey, screw you!

< All I've had today is, like, six gummy bears and some scotch.

v Well, yooooooouuu have a gambling problem!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Of course not! I just rig the machines

< All the people, so many people

V Et tu Galileo