the ^ < V game

[Dr.Susse]

^ I will start by taking the piss.

< Saw what you did there.

V VVVVVV game?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ The A game

< Can't even most of the time

V

Spoiler: Punk is nothing but death...and crime...and the rage of a beast.

 

[Dr.Susse]

^ Then you Rage against the machine.

< Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.

V Knows of the house of the rising sun.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I think it's in New Orleans.

< Not completely certain though.

v Hold there, wanderer. Stay thy course a moment to indulge an old man.

 

[Fijiman]

^ You'd better be giving me a quest for this.

< Otherwise there's going to be one less old guy in this country.

V Are you ready?

 

[Barbas]

^ It depends.

< Was he talking about Fukkireta?

v Boy, we sure could use some more of that Fukkireta.

 

[Drummodino]

^ I WAS BORN FOR THIS MOMENT!

< *FUKKIRETA INTENSIFIES*

V YOU CANNOT RESIST!

 

[Barbas]

^ *BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP*

< *Nose bleed* This is fun!

v Join us, won't you?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Keep your religious righteousness away from me!

< Spy: Medic, my dick is frozen!

V That was not medicine

 

[Barbas]

^ No, it was Viagra.

< Derp.

v Herp?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ es. You gots'em.

< My pants are in my other wallet.

V Make it so.

 

[Barbas]

^
< You have failed me for the last time, admiral.

v Your report?

 

[Drummodino]

^ Objective completed, minor casualties sustained.

< XCOM Commander Supreme

V I want you for the MEC Trooper project!

 

[Dr.Susse]

^ You have my boomerang.

< If it doesn't come back it is a stick.

V uses slang often.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ No, nonononono. No.

< Eating stale bread. What has my life come to?

V Is a member of The People for the Ethical Treatment of Marmaduke.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ No I'm from "The Liverpool Pagan Sausage Wideners Club"

< Would fall asleep in a bathtub of spaghetti hoops

V What is the most Aussie thing one can do?

 

[Drummodino]

^ Watching cricket while drinking Emu or Victoria Bitter whilst wearing a wifebeater (singlet), board shorts and thongs (flip flops). Also every second or third word must be mate, fuck or ****.

< Aussie born and raised.

V Oi ****, did you watch the game last night? Fucking oath, it was a fucking beauty wasn't it? You wanna beer? I got a six pack of stubbies if ya interested.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Please don't hurt me, I don't understand.

< I don't have to take this.

V Here take this.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Give me what you may, but let it be known that bribes have no effect for one such as I.

< Still, to say I would not accept bribes would be foolish. Free revenue is always welcome, pointless as though its original purpose is.

v Brevity is the soul of wit, and I will be brief.

 

[Barbas]

^ I prefer briefs.

< *Sailor's Hornpipe*.

v Dance for my amusement! Dance, fool!