the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ I had time to rot before I was reanimated.

< They had to prepare the instruments on short notice. Also: freehand mouse shit. [http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/061/4/b/untitled_1_by_headsprouter-d78owft.jpg]

V Look, I have marbles!

 

[Brownie80]

^ Hey! Don't drop them! Someone could fall!
< AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
V You mother****** that f***** hurt you piece of s***!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm seeing stars.

< Ugh. Fine..."asterisks".

V A taker of the aster-RISKS.

 

[Brownie80]

^ HAHAHAHA My rear still hurts like hell.
< I'll have those asterisks back if you don't mind.
V Pretty Ple-OUCH!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Haha! You won't be able to sit down when I'm finished with you!

< And I did it DELIBERATELY! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=623MyqmqqiU]

V *prepares shrink ray* GET READY, YOUR POKEMON JOURNEY IS ABOUT TO UNFOLD!

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ What you think I need a shrink because I believe in elemental monsters that I can fit into my pocket?

<

Spoiler: Relevant

V Smells like old man smell.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ That's the casserole in the oven!

< Juke Box Nero

V Ammo increased by 300%

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Cool. More shoots.

< Can't shave without turning face into a crime scene.

V Accompanies everything they do with a "WHOOSH" sound effect.

 

[Euryalus]

^ the Bwuuuuhhhh inception sound actually

< Is rather fond of the sound despite its overuse

V Blarg?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I am not the blargenator you may be looking for.

< My cat claims my floor-clothing as a bed...

V Likes nutella.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Chocolate spread is delicious

< Has just started on the Assassin's Creed series

V I just one of those days

 

[Barbas]

^ Affirmative it isn't.

< Bork.

v Levitate and sparkle.

 

[Fijiman]

^ But I'm tired.

< Is bored, but can't get on Xbox.

V Is a douche in his spare time.

 

[Brownie80]

^ I know you are but what am I?
< Dying of thirst.
V Getting rid of the body.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Just the brain.

< I'm not sure where it would go.

V FUS-RO-DA!

 

[Euryalus]

^ Feim Zii Gron!

< Tiid Klo Ul

V Yol Toor Shul!

 

[Barbas]

^ Cause trouble in Whiterun and I'll haul you into the Dragonsreach dungeon myself.

< Hmmmm...curved swords...

v No lollygaggin'.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Your mother.

< Just realized that this thread is two years old as of Saturday.

V Shall rejoice.

 

[Brownie80]

^ I'll get the cake.
< Goes to the store.
V You want chocolate or vanilla?

 

[Barbas]

^ I'm not sure. Both are good.

< I really can't decide.

v So which do you prefer?