the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Yum.

< Thumb.

V Bum.

 

[Barbas]

^ Thu'um.

< Boom.

v Doom.

 

[Brownie80]

^ Zoom Zoom
< Mazda is my Maserati
V Lexus is my blue Lamborghini Murcielago.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ THANK YOU MARIO. *transforms into monster*

< *leaps away while foreboding music plays*

V You lose.

 

[Barbas]

^ That's all right, I can win in my mind.

< What a terrible thing that is to waste.

v Wouldn't you agree, Wiggles?

 

[Brownie80]

^ Who the hell is Wiggles.
< Contacts the NSA.
V It is in my belief that Headsprouter has MPD.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Thanks to the INTERNET, I can look up what that means!

< ...there are too many possibilities...but for the record...I do not own NYC's Meatpacking District.

V Those are some nice poodles you got, there...

 

[Fijiman]

^ I has no poodles.

< Blarg.

V Type something as fast as you can.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I can't think of what to type!

< Gotta go fast.

V HNNNNGGG. Something! *sounds of turmoil* I can't do this on the spot! Just pretend I said something witty and creative!

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ How dare you! My mother was a saint!

< Full of rice and gravy.

V Is unmarketable.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Hmmm. I suppose Headsprouter would appeal to teenagers trying to be edgy.

< You could give him a wider audience if you made him more of a GIR. I'm probably thinking about it too much.

V *pushes in spectacles* Your theory is flawed!

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ Therein lies the beauty of it.

< Far too complex for your underhension.

V Likes portmanteaus.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Sexcellent!

< This is getting awkward

V You disgust me, Saxton Hale

 

[Barbas]

^ It's HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!

< I'm glad we all decided to skip class today. We're having fun, aren't we?

v You! You're the ringleader- jjidsaasdert-a[melasfhgiooasetafafsafaeprlasd]asdGETINDAFRIDGE!

 

[Brownie80]

^ FUHGETABOUTIT
< For the record, MPD means multiple-personality disorder.
V Inertia is a property of matter.

 

[Barbas]

^ Eh, what da FACK ah you kids doin' on mah fackin' lawn?

< Give 'im da stick...no, don't give 'im da stick!

v OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH *barbas.exe has crashed*.

 

[Brownie80]

^ I am Error.
< Error Flynn!
V Not a movie buff.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not particularly.

< Eating pancakes.

V You shall now try to think about what a fart waffle baby tire looks like.

 

[Barbas]

^ Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

< We are going in with the first wave. Means more of them for us to kill!

v Remember your training and you will make it back alive!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I-a dunno if I can-a do it, Sahge!

< Was familiar with the disorder but not the anagram...

V A good reason to turn your 3D on.