the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Is it just me or does the guard helmet look like...this? [http://www.heresoneimadeearlier.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Alpaca-Credit-Pa3ems-Wikimedia-Commons.jpg]

< Contemplating whether to give up and sleep.

V Will now re-enact the daily rituals of a domesticated rabbit.

 

[Drummodino]

^ I am never telling you to do something ever again.

< Scared.

V Hug me!

EDIT:

^ Freaking ninjas...

< Even more scared

V HUG ME!

 

[Euryalus]

^ I'm sorry. You're lovely and all but, I don't swing that way Drum. .

< Or do I?

V Plot twist?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ And then a Headsprouter popped out.

< The latest craze on Twitch is calling every wild Pokemon shiny. I'm surprised they didn't think of it sooner.

V Isn't afraid of cups.

 

[Barbas]

^ I ain't scared.

< I got the thang that go bump in the night.

v Here, check out my thang.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *dissolves into hysterical tears*

< Woah. Trippy, bro.

V I heard you enter my house...leave or forever be clavicle-less!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *Puts on disguise* It's just me

< "Stealth" active

V Look out! He's got a cardboard box!

 

[Barbas]

^ *Slow-motion sideways jump while firing two pistols simultaneously*.

< *Sails gracefully past target and smashes into glass cabinet full of dishes, completely demolishing it*.

v *Shakes off chips of glass and china*. All in a day's work.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Admirable shot!

< Alone in the Park

V

Spoiler: We've all felt like this

 

[deserteagleeye]

^
< I HAVE A DREAM!

V Don't fuck with this Senator!

 

[Brownie80]

^ I have no intention of sleeping with him.
< It takes two to make a good thing right.
V It takes two to make it out of sight.

 

[Barbas]

^ *Bass*.

< Jyeah.

v 'Sup.

 

[Brownie80]

^ U mad, bro?
< On a 90s trip right now.
V It's complicated.

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes, I can see that.

< Music boxes are fascinating.

v So is Jeremy Irons.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ He was excellent in the Borgias.

< &#925;ot quite as much as in Dungeons and Dragons.

v The Grave is no bar to my call.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Am I dead, or just on parasitic life support.

< Getting on fine, all things considered.

V Always on duty.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ I'm on call if thhats what you mean.

<Phones make me derp type.

V Feels like a big man.

 

[Barbas]

^ But I am, though.

< *Winks*.

v I know you...you're dead. We killed you!

 

[Drummodino]

^ What is dead may never die.

< *Is drowned*

V See? I'm back!

 

[Brownie80]

^ Listen, I see the dummy in the water!
< You just pumped it full of smoke!
V I should have never have let you listen to that song.