the ^ < V game

[Euryalus]

^Hey! I shower! I'm not filthy!

< Resents these accusations

V Gets off on voyeurism.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No, not really.

< Is about to sate my desire to devour the flesh of mortal beings by venturing into the sunlit groves and acquiring some.

V Is composed of blarg essence.

 

[Fijiman]

^ That and a few other bits as well.

< Gonna go play me some World of Tanks.

V Your day is about to become pudding.

 

[Barbas]

^ Hey, could be worse.

< For instance, that guy is up the eyeballs on caffeine.

v That reminds me, I really need some caffeine. Entertain yourself for a second, I'll be right back.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ "Entertain" you say?

< *reaches for a box of tissues*

V Gotta catch them malls

 

[Brownie80]

^ Why the hell is their puke, tissues, and pudding everywhere in my house?
< BARBAS, ULTRADETH, FIJIMAN, HEADSPROUTER COME DOWNSTAIRS IMMEDIATELY!
V You guys start talking or I'll check the security feed again!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I didn't do it swear on me mum!

< Wait, you are my mum.

V SHOCK TWIST!

 

[Barbas]

^ WAHT A PLOT!

< Did not see that coming.

v Innuendo.

 

[Brownie80]

^ Get away from me or I'll put 200 volts into your scapula.
< 3...
V 2...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I fear nothing! Zombies absorb electricity in my universe!

< *walks in from homepage* I just had a picture of a lady tell me my porn wasn't Canadian enough...

V Your speechcraft skill increased.

 

[Brownie80]

^ 1...
< Oh crap, this is a "make someone stupider" gun!
V I set it to 200 IQ points less! *ZAP*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Derp.

< *incontinence intensifies*

V ~~##!?

 

[Barbas]

^ HA!

< Yes.

v ...Some people collect them to study, others use them to fight.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Po...Pokemon, right?

< A big fat PokeManiac.

V What a NERD!

 

[Drummodino]

^ And proud of it!

< The Dark Nerd Rises

V I am not the nerd you need... But the nerd you deserve.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Drummodino pls.

< Oh please. I need to be level 16 to unlock the colour pink?

V Come and sit on Santa's lap. Don't question my missing eyes...or why I'm requesting this in March.

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ It was really warm yesterday, and today it is snowing again. By this logic it Christmas again.

< Level up.

V Will give me a proper response.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Flarg bopper tingle quong.

< Sleepy.

V Shall pay me.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ And your blood will be the currency.

< Good thing you have vast amounts of it.

v Bleed for me.

 

[Barbas]

^ Hold on...*bite*.

< ...

v What is the colour of night?