the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ I think it's time for us to move on.

< The sails are looking good.

v Do you have the map?

 

[TKhanman]

^ Yessir
< going sailing
V You, man the crows nest.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Caw.

< I like to imagine he's squinting all the time. Like Brock.

V Pull ova' dat ass too phat.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Damn girl, you packing some fine booty!

< Imagination diarrhoea

V Do you still remember December's foggy freeze? When the ice that clings onto your beard was screaming agony?

 

[Drummodino]

^ December in my country is the beginning of fiery hell.

< Actually enjoys the warmer weather.

V And where do you think you're going?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ That is none of your concern, peasant.

< Has things to do, plans to plan, alien abductions to deal with.

v So does ***** wanna make me a sandwhich?

 

[Barbas]

^ Hold on, I'll ask.

< Uh-huh...with a rake? God damn.

v It's not looking good.

 

[TKhanman]

^ This meal's getting worse all the time.
< Woke up
V Why you hat'n homie?

 

[Brownie80]

^ Did you guys notice I've been gone?
< Been playing Saint's Row 2, homie.
V Sellout.

 

[Fijiman]

^ No, You!

< Has to take care of an arseload of recycles.

V Is that peanut butter in your hair?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ How did that get there?

< Innovation in a can!

V Care to buy something?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ NO! ^

The words are floating unsuspended! It's like a platform game!

V Ultra radical! V​

 

[Barbas]

^ Lots of flashing lights!

< Strooooooooobe!

v I said STROBE!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ MY EYES!!

< Tries to watch Jimquisition, too much goddamn Outlast footage, so while I was genuinely interested to hear, I could not let myself watch further. Maybe it's a sign I need to hurry up and play it.

V May contain flashing images.

 

[Fijiman]

^

Spoiler

< It would appear so.

V Would appear dead/covered in extremely angry killer bees.

 

[TKhanman]

^ NO NOT THE BEES, OH NO MY EYES
< Dying.
V Dog Intestine Vodka special only 24.99

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Currency pl0x.

< Looking for something that appears to have disappeared into thin air.

V Salty or sweet?

 

[Barbas]

^ Salty, please.

< I'm sweet enough.

v Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I am not Bill, but I will act as placeholder.

< Found it.

V I cast a noodle-leg spell.

 

[Fijiman]

^ *hits my arms instead*

<
V What is the square root of walrus?