the ^ < V game

[Neuromancer]

^ Yes, let is shine on the sands and not my head.

< Gets migraines from heat.

v Only the good die young.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ fak u neutermncr

< Restless.

V Have a sock.

 

[Barbas]

^ F*** AFF! REGULARS ONLY, NAE SOCKS!

< (Obscure reference, isolation).

v *Projectile vomit*.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *airblast*

< Ninja skillz.

V Greetings, friendo!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Hello hezpooper.

< *obligatory picture*

v u thikn dis a mathafakin gaem

 

[Headsprouter]

^ barlg

< Best. Punchline. Ever.

V Ifidosaysomyself.

 

[Brownie80]

^ FUHGETABOUTIT!
< Typed the first three letters and auto-type came up. Is shocked.
V Hiya, Headsprouter! I look on as you continue to butcher the English Language.

 

[Barbas]

^ Me stoopid.

< Sprout hed. Wowe.

v Dum-dum.

 

[Euryalus]

^ Hey! I'm not a dum dum!

< Passed elementary school with flying colors

V Has experienced stealth boy induced schizophrenia.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Spy! Imposter! Fraud! FALSEHOOD! *sprays SBP500*

< Showed him. Got that impersonator and the ghost mask in one shot.

V Hairy-legs.

 

[Barbas]

^ Skeever-butt!

< *Whisper*.

v Bring back the snow.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *dandruff blizzard*

< Hohohohooooooooooooo!

V Where's my cheeseburger?

 

[Barbas]

^ The cupboard is bare.

< I will check the larder, scullery, wine cellar, prison tower, observatory, owlery, greenhouse, forbidden forest, cabbage fields, bunker, sauna and gymnasium.

v No cheeseburgers here.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Good. I cannot abide cheese.

< No rest, for the angry dead!

v Cold as Winter, Guns of Summer.

 

[Kae]

^ Sure! Whatever that means.

< I do have a BB Gun[footnote]Though it is broken and I don't have any bullets or gas for that matter.[/footnote], is that a summer gun?

v Doesn't mind being shot.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I refuse to be shot!

< Beep boop

V Shaving is awesome! Shave more!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I like my rough stubble...

< A young man, turn'd monstrous!

V Hear ye, hear ye.

 

[Fijiman]

^ The King hath demanded that Headsprouter needeth to draw a comic once every seven days, or his head will be forcefully removed.

< Blarg.

V Draws on the stall walls.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No, but apparently an interesting one of a couple of teachers (who were married) was drawn in the boys bathroom of my secondary school.

< A comic every week. Hmmmm. That'd drop our quality by 2 points, which would bring us to -1 out of 10.

V Why can't you be romantic like Edward!?

 

[Barbas]

^ Only Edward could do that...and now he's dead.

< Don't ask me how I know.

v Where were you when he died?